Anonymous

I see you posting all day long, whenever I take a glance back you’ve already posted again. You live under a bridge. You are like a sad, angry, solipsistic muppet Gandalph furiously waving your staff at every comment thread. Get off the damn internerd already you fawking troll! You actually make me think free information […]

First of all, you don’t WORK FOR 5Linx/Scentsy/Avon/whateverthefuck. And you don’t “have your own business” – you’re a brick in a pyramid. How much did you pay to get in, $400? When you get 400 customers, you can make $20 a month! Great! That’s before self-employment taxes and the $50 per month for your “replicated […]

hi! hot girl who walks down my busy n/ne street, and the one that works at the movie store, and the one that works at the coffee bar, and the one that works at the food cart, and the one at the record store, and the bike messenger, you are so good looking and i […]

Hey dog owners, how about you stop dragging your K9’s along with you to the grocery store, coffee shop, etc. and leaving them tied up outside. You’re creating a potentially dangerous situation for the pet you supposedly love. Case in point: Today I saw some crazed out yahoo tossing a piece of Twix bar to […]

A long time ago, circa 1999, at the tender age of 17, I was a slightly chubby, awkward girl with an obsession. I had a thing for you- and your big, soft hands that were so skilled at working on your classic car- and I used to walk the streets at night, singing Riverdales tunes, […]

Hey you fat fuck in the piece of shit mini Cooper – I was on my bike & you tried to run me over at NE Naito & NE Lloyd @ the east end of the steel bridge – the bike signal indicated no right turn, but apparently you are so fucking mentally deficient you […]

Oh it’s that time of year again. The rain is starting to subside and the sun is slowly coming back from it’s winter vacation. And with that, city wide all you twerps are dusting off your little color coordinated accessories from their winter hibernation, known as the “fixed-gear” Guess what kiddies, as you may know […]

To the drugged out hipster douche bag who donkey kicked me in the knee at a concert last weekend: FUCK YOU IN YOUR UGLY FUCKING BLUE HIPSTER-HAWKED FACE AND ASS!! Yes. Both. At the same time. With as many huge herpes ridden dicks as possible. You wanna know why? It’s not just because you fucking […]

The fact that you call yourselves a “health service” is a joke. There is nothing healthy about what goes on in that clinic. You are nothing more than legalized dope pushers who sustain your livelihood by stringing people out on narcotics. You attempt to legitimize what you do by claiming that you are “helping people” […]

Hey I understand stuff like this is amazing, but you don’t need to come in here with a bunch of your drunk friends and see if you can all fit in one booth, and make fun of all the glory holes. You guys were super loud, confrontational and extra ignorant. Everybody hanging out answered you […]