MARLOWE DOBBE To celebrate Earth Day, I decided to make myself a wine spritzer, run a tepid and shallow bubble bath (water is life!), and visit the EPA’s website to read up on climate change. I was disappointed to discover that the site was being updated. “Thank you for your interest in this topic,” the […]
Courtenay Hameister
Courtenay is an author, teacher, and columnist. Her book, Okay Fine Whatever, is available wherever fine books about anxiety and sex club burritos are sold.
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A Sneak Peek at Trump and Pruitt’s EPA Climate Change Priorities
To celebrate Earth Day, I decided to make myself a wine spritzer, run a tepid and shallow bubble bath (water is life!), and visit the EPA’s website to read up on climate change. I was disappointed to discover that the site was being updated. “Thank you for your interest in this topic,” the home page […]
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A Continuing (Partial) List of What I’m Mad About Now
MARLOWE DOBBE 1) Men in Hollywood are complaining they’ve been forced to hire ugly men instead of beautiful women for the same positions because they’re afraid of sexual harassment claims. Clearly, they’re unaware that it’s possible to hire a woman you’re attracted to and not try to get inside her power suit. PRO TIP: Not […]
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What I’m Mad About Now: A Continuing (Partial) List
1) Men in Hollywood are complaining they’ve been forced to hire ugly men instead of beautiful women for the same positions because they’re afraid of sexual harassment claims. Clearly, they’re unaware that it’s possible to hire a woman you’re attracted to and not try to get inside her power suit. PRO TIP: Not punishing people […]
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An Open Letter from Donald J. Trump to Vladimir Putin Regarding Sanctions
An open letter from Donald J. Trump to Vladimir Putin re: sanctions.
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What’s She Mad About Now?: Evangelicals Love the Stormy Scandal
MARLOWE DOBBE As the 60 Minutes interview with adult film star Stormy Daniels approaches and President Trump’s legal team attempts to block it from airing, some have expected the president’s evangelical support base to wane. But just the opposite has happened. Trump is accused of having an affair with Daniels in 2006–just four months after […]
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Evangelicals: Why the Stormy Daniels Scandal Makes Trump a Better President
As the 60 Minutes interview with adult film star Stormy Daniels approaches and President Trump’s legal team attempts to block it from airing, some have expected the president’s evangelical support base to wane. But just the opposite has happened. Trump is accused of having an affair with Daniels in 2006–just four months after the birth […]
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Happy First Day of School!
A Reminder to Newly-Armed Teachers from Principal Drew
Dear Teachers at Andrew Jackson High, Welcome back to school! We’re hoping the 2018-2019 school year will be our best yet. Here’s some info you may need to start the year off on the right foot!!! Remember your parking lot! Last year there were multiple teachers who parked in Lot D. Remember that teachers are […]
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What’s She Mad About Now?: How to Be Abused
MARLOWE DOBBE Have you been abused?Having trouble getting anyone to believe you? Have you considered that you might be being abused wrong? Here are a few tips on how to do it if you want your friends, family, colleagues, the police, the FBI, and/or the President’s Chief of Staff to believe you: 1. Get a […]
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Tips for Ladies: How to Be Abused
Have you been abused?Having trouble getting anyone to believe you? Have you considered that you might be being abused wrong? Here are a few tips on how to do it if you want your friends, family, colleagues, the police, the FBI, and/or the President’s Chief of Staff to believe you: 1. Get a photo. If […]
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Blame the Snakes in My Head
Dear Courtland Sykes: I blame the snakes. Last year, Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes was asked what he thought of women’s rights by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and his answers surfaced last week. According to his 11-page response, he supports the right of his fiancée, Obsession by Calvin Klein*, to whip up “a home-cooked dinner […]
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An Open Letter to Stormy Daniels and Anyone Else Who’s Slept With My Husband, by Melania Trump
MARLOWE DOBBE Dear Stormy, First of all, I want to start by saying I really admire your work. I watched Two Girls for Every Girl 2 without ever seeing the original, and you brought me into the story so effortlessly. I enjoyed Good Will Humping as well, but Two Girls is really your Citizen Kane. […]