Dan Savage

Pineapple-flavored cum, health concerns over licking armpits, and lots more quickie, sexy Qs!

She’s never been kissed… or had sex. Forget about getting her groove back, how’s she gonna get it in the first place?

She’s the “other woman,” but wait… it’s more complicated than that.

He wants her to be his Dom Goddess, and she’s like, “what?”… but turned on. So where does she start?

Lack of sex leads to a slow motion matrimonial train wreck.

Get your sexual problems solved lickety-split with this quick ‘n’ dirty edition of Savage Love!

Happy Pride! Here is the most LGBTQ shit Dan has ever read.

An apparently “famous” artist doesn’t want the world to know he’s bisexual—and apparently doesn’t realize that no one gives a shit.

“I like to pee on myself. Got a problem with that?”

Is it possible to “un-sleep” with someone, and like Cher, “turn back time”?

She’s got erotic literature on the brain. And that’s good… right? Or is it?

He agreed to be a financial slave to his supposedly domineering wife… but Savage smells a RAT.