Brighten your Monday morning with this glorious clip of Miss New York 2010—Claire Buffie’s her name—explaining how she’s running for Miss America on a platform of gay rights. She’s even sensible and well-spoken on the subject of Carrie Prejean. Thank you, Jezebel.
David Schmader
The Daily Show Decimates “Gay Nazi Historian”
Oh, Scott Lively. Yesterday I would’ve been happy if you’d never been born, but today, I thank God for making you the ridiculously entertaining idiot you are.
Sarah Palin in a Taiwanese CGI Nutshell
From the folks that made the Tiger Woods brouhaha so eerily visual comes a new Palin primer. I particularly love the would-be footage of the Palin family’s would-be reality show (starting at :40.)
Holy Cock-Gobblers, Popeman!
Yes, this priest is wearing a collar and no pants. From the Daily Mail: A gay priest sex scandal has rocked the Catholic Church in Italy today after a weekly news magazine released details of a shock investigation it had carried out. Using hidden cameras, a journalist from Panorama magazine—owned by Italian Prime Minister and […]
The National Organization for Marriage’s Summer Tour Continues
Following their hilariously lame “scare ad,” the National Organization for Marriage produces another lame blast of video hype for their summer tour. Thanks again to Towleroad, which continues to rule the NOM beat.
Wash That Man Right Out of Your Hair
…then blow-dry that Christ right out of your soul. From ABC’s Nightline: Atheists Break Out New Ritual Tool: The Blow-Dryer Nonbelievers Adopt Provocative Ceremony to Make a Point About Baptism Wielding a blow-dryer, a leading atheist conducted a mass “de-baptism” of fellow non-believers and symbolically dried up the offending waters that were sprinkled on their […]
Terrified by the Prospect of a Palin Presidency?
Then please enjoy this clip from a recent O’Reilly Factor, in which Palin is unable to approximate political viability even when dealing with a political ally, supporter, and FOX News co-worker. It’s agonizing.
Mel Gibson Is Mentally Ill
And when the mother of his 8-month-old daughter suggests he needs medication, he says she “needs a fucking bat in the side of the head.” (He also blasts her as a “little girl with a dysfunctional cunt.”) Listen to Gibson go crazier than you’ve ever heard an Oscar-winning Hollywood star go before here.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Amazing (and FURIOUS) Mark Driscoll
Mars Hill Church mastermind denounces male douchebaggery in the name of God, and threatens to deafen the populace. Wowwowowwitywow. Thank you, MetaFilter!
Bristol Palin: A Star Is Born!
New York magazine’s Vulture blog shares this preview clip of spawn-of-Sarah Bristol Palin’s acting debut on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager: If the show’s writers are smart, they’ll reveal Palin’s character to be a state-of-the-art robot. She can run for prom queen, and some students can be all “No robot prom […]
Election Shenanigans in South Carolina?
Watch this mind-boggling segment from Keith Olbermann and begin your conspiracy-theorizing.
