Apropos of nothing, here’s the short film David Lynch directed to promote Michael Jackson’s 1991 album Dangerous. Lynch was coming off of a Cannes win for Wild at Heart, Jackson was heading into his first batch of molestation allegations, and here is the film.
David Schmader
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Get Ready for a Miley Cyrus-Inspired Salvia Boom
Have you heard? TMZ has acquired video of teen pop princess Miley Cyrus taking a big ol’ bong hit then giggling like Cheech tickling Chong. Untitled from BuzzFeed on Vimeo. However, Miley insiders were quick to announce that the young Ms. Cyrus was NOT smoking illegal marijuana (which causes coughing and munchies) but fully legal […]
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Good-Ass Job
Kanye West Caps a Mad and Maddening Year with My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West caps a mad and maddening year with My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
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Today in Holy Shit Fuck
Bristol Palin’s acting prowess is rightly celebrated, but did you also know that she is wise? Also, that’s what “the Situation” is? Okay. Good luck with that, America. Thankyouthankyouthankyou, MovieLine.
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A Woman Has Needs
The Smoking Gun brings us a story of sexual demands, alleged threats of violence, and horrible desperation from West Virginia. Melissa Lee Williams, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn….According to investigators, […]
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The Daily Show Lets Andrew Shirvell Hang Himself
And boy is he well hung! (But seriously, watch this shit, it’s astounding. Shirvell’s almost too crazy to be spoofed, but Jason Jones does his best.) Thank you, Towleroad.
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‘Tis the Spooky-Scary Season…
..so please enjoy the incredible full version of Tracy Jordan’s “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”
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Christine O’Donnell Is Curious About This Constitution Thingie
You almost feel sorry for Christine… almost. See the entire embarrassing spectacle at Towleroad.
Posted inFashion
Let’s All Judge the New Gap Logo!
I’ll start! It’s boring, and the most interesting component—the blue square—is stupid.
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The ‘Ack!’ Fades to Black: Cathy Is No More
Read yesterday’s final installment of Cathy here. And to read MSNBC’s trying-really-hard-to-be-nice Cathy obit, go here. (My favorite line, “You try being funny and meaningful and spot-on every day for 34 years.”)
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Sometimes I Fear That I Have Lost My Ability to be Shocked by Anything
But then I read things like this Hollywood Reporter story on E!’s forthcoming reality series Bridalplasty and I fear no more. I excerpt nothing. Go read the whole amazing thing here. Okay, two excerpts: brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures Viewers will witness [the groom’s] emotional and possibly shocked reaction as […]
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Happy Birthday, Fiona Apple!
Happy birthday to Fiona Apple, born on this day in 1977. Ms. Apple has made some very good music and will hopefully make more in the future. But visually, she’ll exist eternally in the public imagination as the anorexic jailbait pixie featured in the video below, which’ll whisk viewers back to that several-month-long period of […]