Thanks to the guys at I Love Charts for this one: I already impress people with my moves and I only know steps 9-14. Imagine what people will say when I nail 1-24 at my next dance party. Now lets watch the pros:
Marissa Sullivan
Marissa Sullivan is a fashion writer at the Mercury and master of her domain at Portland's Pretty. She is still waiting for someone to take her on a first date to Taco Bell.
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Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition)
As we all know, Suri Cruise has an affinity for Princesses. And just like last Halloween, you can once again expect to see this unoriginal little bitch in whorish princess attire. The only difference is that this year, her crazy alien loving parents spent 6,000 bucks on her god-damn Halloween costume. What… a… bitch. The […]
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Furries Hate Domestic Violence
OK, so we all know David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette are no longer. But did you know that before their announcement of separation, they did an anti-violence PSA with “Kenneth the Page” where they’re dressed as furries? Ummmm, this video is not that bad, but kinda NSFW. If you can’t watch it, here’s the […]
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Just Dance! Johnny Weir Does Gaga
How great is Johnny Weir? I love his sass, his shimmys, and his style. I found this little gem on Perez Hilton today. I mean come on, look at him. Now look at him. Alright, so Evan Lysacek is super hot. But Weir is obviously superior in the style and sass categories.
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Old Spice Campaign Masterminds on Live Wire Next Week
Among others appearing at Live Wire next week are the Wieden + Kennedy gurus behind Old Spice’s “Smell Like a Man, Man” commercial: Portland’s own Craig Allen and Eric Kallman. The duo will share some insight into how this campaign blew up so big so fast. You know your ad campaign is a big deal […]
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Border Crossing
Year Four of the Portland Latin American Film Festival
The Portland Latin American Film Festival returns for its fourth year.
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iPad + Segway = Horrible Idea
Oh brother, I don’t even know what to say. Just look for yourself. And if you want the full story and videos including Steve Wozniak hauling ass on his Segway, click here. Seems like the perfect way for more accidents like this to happen. More pics after the jump!
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Michelle as Marilyn
Lucky Michelle Williams has snagged the role of Marilyn Monroe in My Week With Marilyn which goes behind the scenes during the making of the 1957 classic The Prince And The Showgirl, starring Marilyn and Laurence Olivier. Remember when Michelle Williams was on Dawson’s Creek and nobody thought she was pretty? Everybody was into that […]
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Jane Lynch Killed It On SNL
She gets naked for a Digital Short. She’s an awesomely annoying mom that just got on Facebook. And a sweet TRASHY mom with over 100 boyfriends! God I love her! Which one was your favorite?
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Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Part Two in a Continuing Series)
OMG, I’m glad so many commenters hate this little bitch’s guts as much as I do. Somebody even posted this link yesterday, stating that Mama Katie lets her bitch-ass daughter pick out her own clothes. HELLO, STUPID MOM! Hi, I’m Suri, I decided to put on this super cute party dress and walk around New […]
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Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???
This f***ing BABY is so f***ing annoying. Hey Suri Cruise! Stop waving at me in pictures and trying to dress better than me—you’re a BABY. Babies aren’t allowed to wear heels!!! Hi, my name’s Suri and my Mom is friends with Victoria Beckham. She’s totally my style icon right now. “Suri, stop being such a […]
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Weezer Go Bye-Bye?
Yesterday James Burns put this pitch up on the Point (a fundraising site, it’s a little like Kickstarter). So far he’s raised $12.00 and gotten two tweets, one from drummer Patrick Wilson saying, “If they can make it to 20, we’ll do the ‘deluxe breakup!’” and one from a less amused Rivers Cuomo saying, “They […]