First: The Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High Party. My favorite parts include: “If you’re going to chop something up with a credit card, why couldn’t it be John Cryer?” “You hear that sound? That’s the sound of that little fat kid on Two and A Half Men making $300,000 an episode and spending it […]
Marissa Sullivan
Marissa Sullivan is a fashion writer at the Mercury and master of her domain at Portland's Pretty. She is still waiting for someone to take her on a first date to Taco Bell.
Posted inMisc.
A Duck That Looks Like Marilyn Monroe
Last month I blogged about Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe in the new movie My Week With Marilyn. The general consensus was that you all thought she looked horrible—and well, kinda dead. Fine. I think she looks gorgeous, but whatever. Maybe you’d prefer this duck, instead. So what do you say, Blogtown? In the upcoming […]
Posted inCrafty
Halloween Ideas…For NEXT Year
I feel like every May I get an idea for a great Halloween costume, and I think to myself, “oh, I’ll remember that, it’s too good to forget!” Then come October I’m out of ideas, don’t have any money, and am unmotivated to think of a good costume, frustrated by the fact that I cannot […]
Posted inPuppy
Daily Dose of Cute
All right. With all this depressing, Democrats-no-longer-the-majority political coverage, I feel like you guys need something a little more lighthearted to look at. In my house we’re basically obsessed with pugs, so after getting this from my roommate today I’ve decided to weed out the best ones for your viewing pleasure. ENJOY. They’re gonna cook […]
Posted inElection 2010
Bristol Palin Didn’t Even Vote.
And they call her a “teen activist.” Just listen to her: “I did not send in my absentee ballots to Alaska. I’m going to be in trouble. Sorry, mom!” Ooooooooo, her mom is going to ground her for sure! And somehow home-girl keeps making the cut on Dancing With the Stars, which is kind of […]
Posted inElection 2010
Loretta Smith Wins Big
With Karol Collymore conceding surprisingly early, Loretta Smith is officially the new County Commissioner of Multnomah County. Regarding her early win and if she was expecting this outcome, Smith had this to say:“NO, I thought that this would be a back and forth all night and maybe we would find out tomorrow. This is a […]
Posted inSports
Celtics Fan Goes Nuts to Bon Jovi
Hey kid in the stands at the Boston game! This is your idol Jonny BJ speaking to you. While I appreciate your enthusiasm the other day, you’re lacking some basic skills that I’m gonna break down for you here. Alright, first off, how’s your snap, step touch? I didn’t see a single one in the […]
Posted inOh, You Kids!
Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition Continued)
I think by now you guys should know how much I hate this little bitch. Back on the 20th, I reported that her parents—who are total dummies, btw—spent a whopping $6,000 on her slutty Halloween costume. Well, here it is. WTF??!? In Touch told me I was going to see a custom-made dress and real […]
Posted inSports
GIANTS WIN WORLD SERIES
Well, it’s official: In a 4-1 series the Giants have beat the Rangers in their home stadium tonight. The last time the Giants won a World Series, gas was 21 cents a gallon and Dwight D. Eisenhower was president. Way to go, Timmy Lincecum, Brian “fear the beard” Wilson, and Co. Now we Portlanders can […]
Posted inPolitics
Zach Galifianakis Smokin’ a Doobie on Real Time with Bill Maher
Conservative Republican Margaret Hoover and myself both think that this is pretty awesome: When talking about California’s Measure 19, which would legalize marijuana in the state, Galifianakis says he thinks politicians still think pot is taboo. Then he lights up a spliff and chills while the debate keeps going.
Posted inTV
Jersey Shore‘s Angelina to Rap on Her Single “I’m Hot”
Clutching her 15 minutes for dear life, Angelina Pivarnick went on Wendy Williams two days ago to report: 1) That she blames the show for her mother’s poor health; 2) She only slept with one dude (Vinnie) the ENTIRE two months she was in the Miami house (she’s practically a virgin); and 3) Drum roll […]
Posted inSports
“There’s Some People Smoking Weed”
Does anyone in Portland give a shit about the World Series? Well, this guy from Dallas cares and he is loving San Francisco right now. He can’t say enough good things about how nice the people are, how beautiful the stadium is, and…”how there’s some people smokin’ weed”. View more news videos at: http://www.nbcdfw.com/video.