Rose Finn

In greedy douchebag news, a Christian school in Nebraska is not only expelling a student for being in a lesbian relationship mere months away from her graduation, but is now also charging her the $6,000 tuition that was due the semester she was expelled. Before being slapped with a bill, Grace University made Danielle Powell […]

After years of fighting with the court system and religious conservatives, Plan B will finally be available to all ages without a prescription. Now that they can market to a wider and younger demographic, Teva Pharmeceuticals is considering a rebranding to call it: “Mama’s Little Time Machine,” “Baby-B-Gone,” or “Whoops, I Did It Again!” South […]

According to a new study, giving birth and getting it on are physiologically more similar than we thought. A new survey study in the journal Sexologies last month reported that some women experience ecstatic or “orgasmic” births; about .03% of midwives have witnessed women having orgasms during birth. Debra Pascali-Bonaro, a childbirth educator and director […]

The Boy Scouts finally realized how gay those brown little suits are and lifted its ban on openly gay members. Any new or current Boy Scout can not be discriminated against based on sexual preference. However, the Scouts’ policy only applies to youth; they still won’t hire openly gay leaders, and gay scouts may be […]

French president Francois Hollande legalized gay marriage on Saturday, after years of French polls being in favor of gay marriage. Though there have still been oppositional protests, Hollande maintains that he “wouldn’t accept any disruption of France’s first gay marriages.” Said Disney princess Belle, “Finally—we can stop pretending ‘The Beast’ is a dude.” Kaitlyn Hunt, […]

Lieutenant Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski, AKA “head of air force’s sexual assault unit” was arrested on Sunday for sexually assaulting a woman in Arlington, Virginia. Krusinski allegedly grabbed her breasts and butt in a parking lot near the Pentagon. After attempting to grab her a second time, the victim called the police and Krusinski was charged […]