Dear Portland,
According to the city’s transportation nerds, 50 percent of you are “interested but concerned” when it comes to bikes. We live in the #1 best bike city in the country (SUCK IT, MINNEAPOLIS!), but biking can still seem scary—like it requires technical know-how or some sort of expensive shorts. We’re here to help you conquer your fears. After reading our guide, you’ll not only know how to obtain one of these famed bicycles, but how to use your bike to carry a dog, make money, get married, and transform into a Star Wars pilot. Our 2012 Bike Issue marks the start of June’s totally free, totally ridiculous bike festival Pedalpalooza—shake off those jitters and join at least one of the month’s rides. There are over 250 to choose from. So buck up!
What ever happened to rollerblades, anyway?
What ever happened to old-school skates?
“Oh my God!!!!! I’m fucking retarded”
There, fixed it.
Fuck it. I’m gonna ride a Big Wheel
Is it legal to shoot someone riding a unicycle? Clearly they are the work of the Devil!
@6- As long as it’s that attention whore that plays the Imperial Death March on the bagpipes.
So we’re gunning folks down based on how “odd” they look in public now??? DAMN, if the bar’s been set that far down, can we start shooting… uhm, never mind.
Why are you so jealous of the nerd with the bagpipes?
I hope you know that is the only way he can possibly have a chance at getting laid.