Here’s a real thing author Jonathan Franzen said in an interview at Slate:
Here are the various stages I went through as I tried to parse this truly strange response to a question from an interviewer:
*screams*
WHAT THE FUCK JONATHAN FRANZEN—
what are you—
why—
in what universe is this an appropriate—
I mean did you actually just pivot to saying you’ve—
and then back to you—
I’m sorry, Jonathan Franzen—
I can’t—
don’t hate me—
There’s enough bizarre unchecked white male cis hetero privilege tinged with racist sentiment here to briefly distract me from the Mad Max villain currently running for president, so there’s that, I guess? Meanwhile, this is the best response I’ve seen to this trash, from Buzzfeed’s wonderful Bim Adewunmi:
I considered writing a book about wearing shorts in winter but I don’t have very many white friends.I’ve never been in love with a white man
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) August 1, 2016
And:
God bless Jonathan Franzen. Also, *all* his books have been about race. But he’s white, so we don’t categorise them as such. Peace, friends.
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) August 1, 2016
In conclusion, Jonathan Franzen is clueless and must be stopped.
Previously:
• Jonathan Franzen isn’t a regular rich person, he’s a cool rich person.
• I read Purity so you don’t have to (and in case you’re wondering, I still regret it, NEARLY A YEAR LATER).
• Jonathan Franzen’s terrible sex writing.
• Jonathan Franzen misunderstands Twitter and also women.
Lol, this out of context answer is an example of unchecked white, male, cis privilege? Can you take a second to stop and listen to yourself and try to figure out what you’re talking about?
Bim makes an excellent point about all of Franzen’s books being about race – it’s true.
Megan Burbank is Overly Excitable and Must Be Surfing the Web Way Too Much
I don’t get it. Because he’s never been in love with a black woman, that means what? He’s a racist?
I’m Mexican-American and I’ve never had the opportunity to date a black woman, or an Asian woman, a Russian woman, Swedish woman, Middle Eastern woman (this is Portland after-all)… does that mean I’m bigoted against these people? What an ignorant and illogical conclusion.
I’d like to know the list of ethnicities that the author hasn’t dated, because using her logic, that would mean she’s bigoted towards them…right?
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