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I almost wreck when I see Mt.Hood. I pay a lot for this apartment. Next year I am moving to Mt.Hood, rentals are cheaper. I am married and agrees, we can be broke up there. We are going to be poor financially until we die. Drama,beauty and stoned. So stoned.

Here is how to be less of a dick when you move here. 1. Slow the fuck down. Our streets are small, people actually walk and bike here. It is slower here. Embrace it, it’s part of the charm that you are ruining.2. Going with number one, do not honk, drive up others’ asses, speed […]

So you start out with a line where you’re asking a guy to “do a hit on my girlfriend.” You say you want it done “clean and quick.” Yeah, we get it, we’re supposed to think you are asking someone to kill your girlfriend. Because guys are so well-known for wanting their female partners dead […]

I’m sorry, Washington driver who ran a stop sign and caused the crash that resulted in my DUII. Your bumper will be fine, no one got hurt, but my life is now over. I know it is all my fault because I was drinking; what you don’t know is that one a scale of 1-10 […]

As the right-wing tantrums over Obama nominating a new Supreme Court Justice begin, let us not forget the last time this was done during an election year: In 1988, when St. Reagan nominated Justice Anthony M. Kennedy. That’s right, St. Reagan did this very thing, but because Obama’s the president, the right will make it […]

Screw this concept! There’s type A in many folks. Always have to be in control, not only of themselves, but others. I’ve always had good friends who never peer pressured me, or bullied me into doing anything. One example is when it comes to sitting down somewhere. Some dude wants to sit there, he sits […]

I think I need anger management. Well, it’s not that bad, but I get pretty mad, man. Like if it’s starts pouring down rain suddenly, and I got my laptop in my backpack and didn’t wrap it in a trash bag, I start freaking out. Literally, yelling curse words to myself. But the feeling of […]