So in this week’s edition of Last Supper, our resident food critic/smartypants Chris Onstad wrote the following in reference to receiving a banh mi sandwich from a friend: “What do I owe you?” I asked, picking up one of the cucumber-sized rolls and assessing its delicate deportment. “Oh, don’t worry about it.” This was odd, […]
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Today in Unethical Office iChats
I set the following iChat Trap™ for Ned… AND HE TOTALLY FELL FOR IT!! (My avatar is the monkey with glasses.) I may be a terrible person, but Ned is terrible at choosing who should die.
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Okay, So I Just Dropped a Nuke on Brooklyn and I Feel Kind of Bad About It
During my daily inscrutable search of the internet, I stumbled upon the following site entitled NUKEMAP—in which you can choose a number of international cities to nuke from above (using Google Maps, of course). Naturally, I immediately chose Brooklyn, quickly picked the type of nuke I wanted to drop on it (again naturally, the “Fat […]
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In a Mere Two Minutes and 25 Seconds, a Soulless Matthew Broderick Systematically Destroys One of My Childhood Heroes
Do not watch this. What. I warned you. Via FilmDrunk.
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Rabbit Capers Strike Again!
Remember November’s sad “animal rights”- fueled rabbit-snatching incident? It’s happened again. This time, however, the ‘nappers have raised the bar. Instead of a mere pair, 23 rabbits were lifted from Levi Cole’s Portland property on Saturday evening. Cole, a Portland Meat Collective instructor, had scheduled a class on raising, slaughtering and preparing (for consumption) rabbits […]
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Galactic Empire Shills for Salvation Army: Super “Right” or Super “Wrong”?
So I’ll strolling downtown on Saturday, when what to my wondering eyes should appear on the corner of Morrison and sixth? THIS: Members of the Galactic Empire collecting money for the Salvation Army. So on one hand, I’m pissed that some of my fave characters (Boba Fett was there, too!) were shilling for the “anti-gay” […]
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Trailer Time! Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator
Soooooo… Sacha Baron Cohen, who has historically been wildly hilarious, has a new movie coming out this summer called The Dictator, supposedly based on the Saddam Hussein-penned romance novel, Zabibah and the King—though to me it just looks like flat out racism. (“And yet Borat wasn’t racist?” I hear my brain scream at me. STOP […]
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Model Watch: Digital Bodies and Maimings
The latest hoopla in the wild and woolly world of fashion models is that H&M got “busted” Photoshopping actual, alive models’ faces onto what are basically digital mannequins: Buzzfeed Other than the fact that the fake apparently only has one pose, there’s no way I would notice this, and I’m not sure it matters that […]
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The Blogtown Ethicist: Dream Lover
So last night I’m dreaming that I’m about to bone this hot naked chick, and—WAIT! DON’T SCROLL YET! It’s not exactly what you think! So anyway, I’m dreaming I’m about to bone this hot naked chick, when all of a sudden she stops, and says, “Due to prior uncomfortable sexual experiences with other partners, I’m […]
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Today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
We got this “Gossip is Not Cool” poster from the dollar store, we hung it up in our office kitchen, and now we deface it on a semi-regular basis. Welcome to “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! And now, here’s today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funny. The rest after the jump! PLOP!! Stay tuned for the […]
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Today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
As previously mentioned, our circ director Jay picked up a “Gossip is Not Cool” poster at the dollar store, which he promptly hung in the office kitchen, and we promptly began to deface on a regular basis. That being said, here is today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! The rest after the jump! Ohhh “Gossip […]
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“Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
So Jay, our circulation director, found the following “Gossip is Not Cool” poster at the dollar store which he promptly hung up in our office kitchen. And ever since, we’ve been modifying the poster every week into something we like to call “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! For example: The rest of this week’s “Gossip […]