Wow. Just when you thought PETA’s ad campaigns couldn’t get more offensive to women, they unveil a new website that you have to be 18 years old just to enter. Their State of the Union Undress splices footage of the actual state of the union crowd with video of a skinny, buxom lady taking off […]
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Attn. Ladies! Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants You to “Vajazzle Your Vajayjay.”
If you told me that George Lopez had a talk show I would not have believed you. “Ha!” I would’ve said. “That’s about as likely as if Jennifer Love Hewitt somehow learned to read and then wrote a book!” Jennifer Love Hewitt recently promoted her upcoming book, The Day I Shot Cupid, on Lopez Tonight, […]
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ISO “Offline Platonic Friendship”?
I present to you without comment: GirlfriendCircles.com, founded by Shasta Nelson, Friendship Expert, is a one-of-a-kind online service that fosters offline platonic friendships by matching members to other compatible women in their area looking to expand their circle of friends. Shasta will be hosting a Speed-Friending Event next Tuesday, January 12th from 7-9 p.m. at […]
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Here’s Your Chance, Portland’s “Bad Girls!”
If you’ve been trolling the Craigslist want-ads daily like me, looking for bread crusts to dip in your water, you also saw this: Oxygen’s hit show “The Bad Girls Club” is casting in Portland! “The Bad Girls Club brings seven self-proclaimed ‘bad girls’ together in a beautiful mansion. Will living together help them move forward […]
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Selling Good Causes With Creepy Sexism… Again
Excellent social-thinking blog Socialogical Images posted a smart little rant about this Method soap ad, which tries to raise support for labeling of toxic chemicals in household products via an ad that evokes sexual harassment and abuse. Jezebel describes what’s creepy and discouraging about the ad: I understand the point of the commercial: you’ll pay […]
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Join the Dick Towel Nation
The always hilarious guys from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia have yet another amazing product to share with the American public: THE DICK TOWEL! See… it’s a towel… with a dick on it… and… and… ummm… yeah. Just watch the video. Language NSFW! Headphones up! Wait… you can actually order this thing.
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Curiously Wrong
I agree with Mother Jones: Linger, an “internal feminine flavoring” mint—an Altoid for your twat—sounds like a terrible product. Linger mints are merely repacked breath mints that come in an ugly tin with a jacked-up price. MJ: A little digging revealed that Linger is made/distributed by a company called Admints, which just happens to make […]
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Banning Abortion…
…doesn’t reduce the number of abortions. Restricting the availability of legal abortion does not appear to reduce the number of women trying to end unwanted pregnancies, a major report suggests. The Guttmacher Institute’s survey found abortion occurs at roughly equal rates in regions where it is legal and regions where it is highly restricted. Banning […]
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I Can’t Believe I Missed Pro-Life Cupcake Day!
I also can’t believe pro-life cupcake day exists.
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Diablo Cody to Write and Direct Sweet Valley High Adaptation
The Hidden Bookcase I don’t understand why this is happening. Not that I have any real attachment to the Sweet Valley High books (I am embarrassingly versed in the particulars of the universe, but let’s be honest, I only read them because as a second grader, they were the raciest books I could get my […]
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Portland Opens Human Breast Milk Bank
“In some parts of the country, you still get dirty looks if you breastfeed in public. But in Portland, not so much,” said lactation consultant Peggy Andrews, RN, looking over a map of human breast milk banks in the United States. Portland is poised to become the 11th city to host a breast milk donor […]
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Did You Know There’s Such Thing as a Vulva Puppet?
Neither did I, until I bought this amazing book 1000 Extra/Ordinary Objects at a junk sale. I’ve never found such an educational procrastination tool. The text reads: Having trouble locating your clitoris (or your partner’s)? Get a vulva puppet, a soft velvet and satin toy in striking colors. The package includes a detailed map of […]