Okay, fine! Perhaps we don’t share the same sense of humor when it comes to pedophilia. (Well, excuuuuuuse ME!) However, I think we can all agree that “breasts” are ALWAYS hilarious! Check out this commercial for Kush, the only product I know of that satisfies a woman’s deep need to have something soft and cylindrical […]
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Bikes Aren’t For Riding! They’re for FLIRTING!!
Oh my God. There is actually a blog on Marie Claire called “A Year of Living Flirtatiously“ and, oh my God, they have just discovered bicycles. In an post from June 9th titled, “3 Tips for Picking Up Bike-Riders” two Brooklyn bike shop owners offer this advice to you sexy anti-feminists out there: 1. Says […]
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It’s Fabio Friday!
Ladies, I understand that you are not like men. Sometimes it takes TIME for you to… you know… get your motor running. And, since I’m fairly busy at the moment, I thought that maybe you can get your OWN motor running… with a little help from Fabio.In the following video from Everything is Terrible, Fabio […]
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Introducing Shii, the Wii for Women!
Even if you don’t speak Belgian (or “Flemish,” as they would have you call it), you’re going to like this fake, sexist-but-funny commercial for Shii, the Wii for women. It comes from the Belgian comedy show M!LF, and apparently the Belgians are so smart and sophisticated, they are able to craft the Belgian punchlines for […]
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BioShock 2 Strikes A Blow For Feminism
Burn a bra for the latest addition to the enemy roster of BioShock 2: the Big Sister. Think: BioShock’s Big Brother, only with more estrogen, a handy carrying satchel for her Little Sister counterpart, and a pneumatic drill where her sparkly bangles would normally be. Sadly this image is about the extent of anyone’s knowledge […]
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So That’s Why You’re So Depressed?
As reported earlier this week on Good Morning News, it was revealed in a study by Men’s Health that Portland was one of the most depressed cities in the US. Today a “study” released by Combos® Brand Snacks, has named Portland one of least manly cities in the country. “The official cheese-filled snack of NASCAR” […]
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Things I Am Obsessed With (Part Three of a 758 Part Series)
The Girls Next Door season finale was last night, and for those of you who missed it (bless your hearts, your life is empty) I will recap it: Bridget left the mansion, for what she claims will only be four to five months, to host a Travel Channel show called Bridget’s Beaches. We all know […]
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Never Try To Look Pretty Again.
The whack psuedo-science of cosmetics has always really irked me. You know, the shampoo commercials that promise to infuse your hair with “strengthening protein” while animated DNA strands swirl into sexy, swishy locks? This is what my shampoo tells me, irritatingly, while I read the back of the bottle in the shower: “I’ll fight for […]
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OH FUCK JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS ARE TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
Last night’s election coverage made use of holograms, and fancy new technology, and computers and blah blah blah. But as everyone knows, the only holograms worth paying any attention to are Jem and the Holograms. Come on, you remember! The ’80s kids cartoon show? Jem is a singing superstar, and the alter ego of… oh, […]
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Why the Republicans Will Win
They may not get the votes, but the Republicans do have an army of 11 year old girls that can field strip and reassemble an AR-15 rifle in less than a minute. I don’t think the Democrats have that. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. I’ll bet that Bristol, Willow and Piper […]
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Ummm…… Ew?
How was your weekend? Mine was good, I guess, except that this website was brought to my attention. It’s the website for a film called Orgasmic Birth, a documentary (propaganda-mentary?) that shows women how to achieve orgasm while giving birth to a baby. I mean, the g-spot is right there, people. Watch the preview if […]