Watch the following scenes from next week’s episode of Law & Order: SVU and see if you can guess which actual headline they’re using for their “ripped from the headlines” story. (HINT: It is Rihanna and Chris Brown.) Oh, wait… he doesn’t actually get murdered in real life? Oh, pooh.
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Ambassador Anna
I’d rather read Teen Vogue than American Vogue—the clothes are more fun, and there’s less hand wringing about at what age you should stop wearing short skirts (how about when I’m dead?). But even if you’ve never cracked either, you know who Vogue editor Anna Wintour is, because she’s turned the historically unsung role of […]
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OHHHH Chris Brown… How Can You Keep Getting More Terrible?
Buzzfeed alerts us to the well-known fact that Chris Brown is a big asshole jerk and is just getting jerkier! Here’s his Halloween costume. via
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In a Serious Blow to the Obama Campaign, Lindsay Lohan Has Endorsed Mitt Romney
That first debate was a tough one, but this is a real heartbreaker: LOS ANGELES – Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan referred to Obama’s Presidential victory as “amazing,” but cut to 2012, and it seems the “Mean Girls” star has had a serious change of heart. “I think unemployment is very important for now, so […]
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Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman—SPLITSVILLE
After 30 years of marriage (!!) Danny DeVito (Taxi, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and Rhea Perlman (Cheers) are divorcing, according to TMZ. Courtesy Flynet Pictures You’re welcome for ruining your day. 🙁
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Nicki Minaj Sets Mariah on Fi-yah!
As I mentioned in Good Morning, News, TMZ has acquired some blurry, but still funny video of Nicki Minaj GOING THE FUCK OFF on co-judge Mariah Carey, the American Idol staff, and… the universe, I guess? If she’s hard to understand, here’s a transcript of some of the stuff she’s saying. (Note: Before the video […]
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Celebrity Alert! Jason Segel at Voodoo!
Attention would-be celebrity stalkers! According to their Facebook page, actor Jason Segel—whom I adore—was spotted in Voodoo Doughnut! Courtesy Voodoo Doughnut From Voodoo’s FB: What do you do before your season premiere tonight of “How I Met Your Mother?” Go to Voodoo Doughnut, of course! Thanks Jason! NICE. Hey, if anyone sees him, ask him […]
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Levi Johnston Continues to Breed
Babies are such special miracles! TMZ reports the Alaska native’s girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, gave birth to Johnston’s second child Wednesday, a daughter named Breeze Beretta Johnston — with the unusual middle name referencing the Italian firearm manufacturer. This is pretty much an Every Child Needs a Mother and Father waiting to happen.
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Amy Poehler and Will Arnett: SPLITSVILLE
Today in the “Worst News in the World Ever from Us Magazine“: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are separating after nine years of marriage, Us Weekly has learned exclusively. “It’s very amicable,” a source says. From Blades of Glory
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Girls‘ Lena Dunham Dating That Guy Who Does That Terrible Song
According to the NYP: Lena Dunham has an indie rocker boyfriend. The “Girls” creator is dating guitarist Jack Antonoff of the band Fun, according to the upcoming issue of Us Weekly. Whatever. She can date whoever she wants. But can we PLEASE all agree that the “We Are Young” song by Fun is a simply […]
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The Portland Fashion & Style Awards Still Intends to Exist
Way back last summer, a Facebook page for something called the Portland Fashion & Style Awards appeared on the ‘nets, threatening to throw an awards show for the industry this past January. That never happened, but PFSA has a real web site now, and this time they’re saying they’re going to for real throw down […]
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Fred Willard Pulls a Pee-Wee
Beloved (at least to me) actor Fred Willard (star of Best in Show, For Your Consideration, WALL-E, etc.) was arrested last night at a Hollywood porno theater for “lewd conduct” (AKA you know… mstrb8ing). From TMZ: Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants […]