The “Gossip is Not Cool” poster came from the dollar store! The post-its and the marker did too! Welcome to “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies presents… “A Dangerous Mind.” The rest after the jump! [A short time later…] WHAT?? Oh, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! When will you stop amusing […]
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“Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!: “Occupied”
We got this “Gossip is Not Cool” poster at the Dollar Store, we deface it on a regular basis, and thus we have… “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! Here’s today’s episode entitled, “Occupied.” The rest after the jump! Ho! Ho! HOOOOO-boy, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! You’ve done it again! Stay tuned for the next […]
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Today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
Oh, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! What will you do today? Let’s find out! The rest after the jump! Ker-BOINNNNGGG!! Please stop it, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING. (More “GINCF” here, here, and here.)
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Today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
We got this “Gossip is Not Cool” poster from the dollar store, we hung it up in our office kitchen, and now we deface it on a semi-regular basis. Welcome to “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! And now, here’s today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funny. The rest after the jump! PLOP!! Stay tuned for the […]
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Today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
As previously mentioned, our circ director Jay picked up a “Gossip is Not Cool” poster at the dollar store, which he promptly hung in the office kitchen, and we promptly began to deface on a regular basis. That being said, here is today’s “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! The rest after the jump! Ohhh “Gossip […]
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“Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies!
So Jay, our circulation director, found the following “Gossip is Not Cool” poster at the dollar store which he promptly hung up in our office kitchen. And ever since, we’ve been modifying the poster every week into something we like to call “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! For example: The rest of this week’s “Gossip […]
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Found Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter
Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal physician to Michael Jackson, and who was with him on the night he died has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of the pop king. Murray was accused of poorly administering the powerful anesthetic drug propofol to Jackson on the night of his death, which the star […]
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Halloween Costumes Open Thread
Whatever, news. I want to talk about Halloween! What were the best costumes and worst costumes you saw this weekend? What are you hoping little kids will dress up as tonight? What did you dress up as? Anything else hilarious? My answers: 1) Best: A guy wearing a milk carton, “I am the one percent.” […]
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Kanye West Makes His High Fashion Debut in Paris
Kanye West debuted his new womenswear collection in Paris over the weekend. It’s not a fakey ghost designed celebrity line, apparently, and it’s not horrible, but it definitely bears the marks of amateurism. Nonetheless it was attended (naturally) by Azzedine Alaia, Olivier Theyskens, Jeremy Scott, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, and Anna Wintour. It’s kind of […]
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Hillary Clinton’s New Plastic Surgery Vows Revenge on the Obamas!
Everything I know, I learn from the tabloids while standing in line at the grocery store. For example: Now, I was not aware of this, but Michelle Obama is a total b-hole who allegedly called Hillary Clinton, “Old, Sloppy, and Fat” according to the Globe. Obviously the humiliation was too great for our Secretary of […]
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Portlandia‘s Special Portland-centric Guest Stars!
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Portlandia is returning January 9th to IFC—but unlike last year when Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein wouldn’t stop hogging the camera, this season promises to prominently feature a slew of deserving and underrated Portland-based actors and entertainers. Such as? Longtime Portland actor and resident, Tim Robbins! Director/actor/Voodoo Doughnut cashier, Penny […]
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Fashion Week Blind Items
Portland Fashion Week is creeping upon us (the first night is a week from tomorrow… guess that means I should do some laundry). PFW has enjoyed its fair share of controversy over the years based on everything from its participation fees to its often-douchey attendees, but it rarely enjoys the level of corruption outlined in […]