You guys remember Matt Davis, right? Our former news editor? Had blonde hair? British accent? Glasses? No? Okay, well anyway, I REMEMBER HIM, and am proud to say he’s got a shared byline in this story on the Nicolas Cage “drunk and disorderly incident” I mentioned in GMN. To catch you up, Nic was busted […]
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And a Katy Perry Shall Lead Them
Fans of hating Katy Perry already know that, before she was molded by producers like Dr. Luke and The Matrix into a cipher for pseudo-lesbian nonsense mixed with a bullying adherence to traditional gender roles (and maybe paving the way for Sarah Palin?), Perry was a struggling Christian pop act. She even released an album […]
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Further Proof Suri Cruise Gets Everything
From TMZ: Pictures of four-year-old Suri Cruise in Katie’s arms eating a box of “Penis Gummies.” God! Why does Suri Cruise get everything? Is it because she’s rich? Does the church of Scientology require you to eat Penis Gummies as some sort of ritual? All I know is that IT’S NOT FAIR, and I would […]
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Somewhere Kathy Griffin Is Masturbating Furiously to This Clip
There isn’t an odometer out there that can calculate the milage Kathy is going to get out of this. (Via JMG.) UPDATE: Griffin’s publicist responds to ABC News… “As a fellow reality star, Kathy would like to extend free tickets to her upcoming Broadway show to reality-star Sarah Palin and her reality-TV crew. Kathy supports […]
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“CharIie” Sheen Twitter Account—FAKE!
Since it fooled Roger Ebert, I don’t feel so bad! So that awesome Twitter battle between Ebert and Charlie Sheen is now only half as awesome since the Sheen Twitter account in question is fake. (Notice how the faker almost exactly duplicated the look of Charlie’s actual account by substituting a capital “I” for the […]
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He Will Love You Violently
In yesterday’s New York Times, Anna Holmes reminds us all that in addition to saying “hilarious” things about warlocks and tigers, Charlie Sheen is also a disgusting, despicable human being: Even now — after Mr. Sheen began carpet-bombing his bosses in radio rants, prompting CBS to shut down production on the show — observers still […]
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Jimmy Fallon as Charlie Sheen as Perfection
Jimmy Fallon summons the spirit of Charlie Sheen (PERFECTLY, I might add) in this spoof for Sheen’s new fragrance for men, “Winning.” I’ve never been a huge Fallon booster in the past, but goddamn if this impersonation isn’t genius.
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Warlocks vs. Charlie Sheen… On Whom Doth Thou Wager?!?
As you undoubtedly recall, one of Charlie Sheen’s more memorable rants of late involved the term “warlocks.” Here’s what he had to say on the subject: We work for the Pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails […]
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Two and a Half Douches
It’s official: I’d rather spend two weeks trapped in an elevator with Charlie Sheen (one douche) than two minutes trapped in conversation with Chuck Lorre (douche and a half). The Two and a Half Men creator finally “responds” to Sheen’s recent outbursts, and the result is OH MY GOD ONE MILLION AND A HALF BAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFS: […]
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Charlie Sheen / Charlie Brown Mashup Time!
The Jimmy Kimmel Show mashes up the audio from Charlie Sheen’s interview with a classic Charlie Brown cartoon, and guess what? HILARITY ENSUES!
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Sheen Family Circus
Just like Kanye West tweets and New Yorker cartoons, Charlie Sheen’s egotistical ramblings and Family Circus are two great tastes that taste great together. Dig it: SHEENFAMILYCIRCUS.BLOGSPOT.COM A couple more favorites under the cut. SHEENFAMILYCIRCUS.BLOGSPOT.COM SHEENFAMILYCIRCUS.BLOGSPOT.COM
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Today in Shitfaced Celebrity Bigotted Rants
I’m very sorry to say that the subject of this post is Christian Dior designer John Galliano, who is being accused of antisemitism after an incident in a Paris restaurant. He denies it, and is countering with a defamation charge, but a newly discovered video in which he says he loves Hitler, and that “people […]