I wouldn’t post this if it wasn’t awesome. Charlie Sheen’s media blitz continues to build steam in a new interview today with Fox Sports Radio’s Loose Cannons (wha? who?). The whole thing is available here, but if you have better things to do today (I don’t) check out a few choice excerpts courtesy of MovieLine: […]
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Charlie Sheen Continues To Make This an Awesome News Day
After yesterday’s madness prompted CBS to temporarily pull the plug on Two and a Half Men I thought the silliness had hit its peak. So wrong! Known Vatican assassin warlock Charlie Sheen sent an open letter to TMZ this morning that cannot be ignored. The vague anti-Semitism and grandiose personal claims have only just begun, […]
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Charlie Sheen Speaks Out Against Vatican Assassin Warlocks
ATTN: Two and a Half Men fans! BIG NEWS! The rampaging, coked-up id known professionally as Charlie Sheen has finally accomplished the unthinkable: become a train wreck so messy he has caused CBS to stop production on its biggest sitcom for the rest of the season. That means four whole episodes of Two and a […]
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“Lindsay Lohan Quizzed About Missing Necklace”
I’d grouse about the headline’s choice of verb* if the story weren’t so sad: The actress is at the center of a police investigation over a one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry, which was allegedly stolen from Kamofie & Company in Venice, Calif. Store surveillance footage from January 22 reportedly shows Lohan trying on the chain, worth […]
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Adrien Brody is a Tool
Now, celebrity gossip ain’t usually my bag. But this is too atrocious to let slide: I’m down in L.A. for the week, where posters of a shirtless Adrien Brody are popping up everywhere. They’re made to look like guerilla art but they are most certainly not. Word is that Brody himself brought the photo to […]
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Dexter Divorces Deb
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter Fans of the popular Showtime program Dexter probably won’t be surprised by today’s news. Michael C. Hall and wife, Jennifer Carpenter have filed for divorce. Apparently, they were separated for a while before filing. Can anyone with any knowledge of this show honestly say they never saw this one […]
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Scarlett Johansson Now Free to Bone Me
This just in: Gorgeous Hollywood twosome Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially SPLITSVILLE! Here’s their official announcement: “After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.” […]
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Get Ready for a Miley Cyrus-Inspired Salvia Boom
Have you heard? TMZ has acquired video of teen pop princess Miley Cyrus taking a big ol’ bong hit then giggling like Cheech tickling Chong. Untitled from BuzzFeed on Vimeo. However, Miley insiders were quick to announce that the young Ms. Cyrus was NOT smoking illegal marijuana (which causes coughing and munchies) but fully legal […]
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My First Pull Quote!
Hey, remember that Liberal Clause book I made so much hay from? It just keeps giving. On the official Liberal Clause website (freedomsanswer.com, naturally) Mr. Hendrick has added a quote from my original blog post plus one from Gawker’s Adrien Chen to make it look like we were praising him! “too good not to be […]
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The Oscar Hosts Just Got a Whole Lot Prettier
James Franco and Anne Hathaway will host this year’s Oscars. Franco is probably a lock for a Best Actor nomination for 127 Hours, which will be awkward but not-unprecedented. This at least guarantees that I will watch this year’s Oscars; if the banter becomes too grueling, I’ll happily watch these two hosts on mute for […]
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Oh Yes She Did: Heidi Klum and The Polka-Dotted Mondo Dress
Remember how, during the painfully drawn-out final judging scene of last season’s Project Runway Nina Garcia dared Heidi Klum to actually wear the full-length polka-dotted dress of Mondo’s she was defending? Well last night she did: Shall we read that as a dis to Gretchen “The Winner” Jones? Also, what do you think? Still too […]