When Seth Aaron returned triumphant from winning the last season of Project Runway, he answered with no hesitation when I asked if he was moving to New York that he had no plans to leave Portland (er… Vancouver). And leave us he has not. In fact he’s slated to show in this year’s Portland Fashion […]
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Today in Mel Gibson Said WHAT?!?
From Radar Online: In this new tape, [former lover and mother of his son Lucia] Oksana Griegorieva refers to that incident [where he allegedly punched her in the mouth] and tells Mel that there is something wrong with him and he needs medication. This is the recorded dialogue after she says that: Oksana: You cannot […]
Lindsay Goes to Jail: TMZ’s Live Urine Stream
As you’ve heard, Lindsay Lohan is going to jail today to serve a 90 day sentence for violating her probation. TMZ is covering her walk of shame live on their urine stream, and of course, it’s fascinating in a Samuel Beckett Waiting for Godot sort of way. WATCH IT HERE!
New Mel Gibson Rant For Your… *sigh*
I gotta be honest: yesterday I thought these Mel Gibson tapes were the funniest thing ever. Today? The shtick is feeling a little one-note. My mind has already made the adjustment from thinking of Mel Gibson as a Road Warrior, Patriot and drunken anti-Semite to thinking of Mel Gibson as a complete lunatic. I feel […]
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Anyone up for a Caged Heat remake? (Video NSFW… but heeeeee-LARIOUS!)
A Third Mel Gibson Rant For Your Amusement/Horror
The hits just keep comin’ today thanks to another terrifying Mel Gibson phone call to ex-lover and mother of his daughter, Oksana Grigorieva. This dispute, apparently about Mel’s refusal to share a babysitter with Grigorieva, features this gem: I will fire [name redacted] if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire […]
Mel Gibson’s Rant (As Presented by Kittens)
Listen to Mel Gibson’s vitriolic, racist, misogynist rant here.Or just see the worst of his quotes paired with adorable kittens here.THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
Mel Gibson Is Mentally Ill
And when the mother of his 8-month-old daughter suggests he needs medication, he says she “needs a fucking bat in the side of the head.” (He also blasts her as a “little girl with a dysfunctional cunt.”) Listen to Gibson go crazier than you’ve ever heard an Oscar-winning Hollywood star go before here.
Lindsay Lohan SCRAMS to Jail!
Because, see, she wears a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet, and she was sentenced to 90 days in jail, and… OH FORGET IT. According to the judge, Lindy violated her parole by repeatedly failing to attend her alcohol education classes. From the LA Times: The judge said that Lohan had repeatedly deceived authorities following her first […]
Today in Lindsay Lohan Got Punched in the Face on Her Birthday for No Reason
Guys! Lindsay Lohan! Got Punched! In the FACE! On her birthday! FOR NO REASON! (Wait… I think I’m leaving something out… OH!) BY A WAITRESS! From Lindsay’s Twitter account: Oh. Is that it? Hmm. Okay. BUT GUYS! Lindsay is also really, really attracted to Ellen Page! Or… maybe she just likes Mini Coopers? (Goddammit… I […]
Stay Classy, Mel Gibson
Shocking: According to Radar Online, a new racist tirade from Mel Gibson has been caught on tape. He decides to leave the Jews out of it this time—see, he did learn his lesson—but he seems to have replaced his steaming-hot antisemitism with hatred for women and African-Americans, instead. Oh, and he threatens to burn down […]
What Does Megan Fox See in Brian Austin Green, Anyway?
Seriously… what does Brian Austin Green have that I don’t? Ohhhh. Oh. Okay. Bye.via
