What? No…I find this incredibly hard to believe! For those that don’t already know, 18-year-old actress/singer/songwriter/Joe Jonas ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato recently went into rehab due to some “emotional and personal issues.” But Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine. A source […]
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Bush: Things Were Fine Until Kanye Got All Mean
According to former President George W. Bush, the worst moment of his presidency was not when he failed to find WMDs in Iraq, destroyed the economy, cut rich people’s taxes, tortured a bunch of people or let an unqualified crony watch hurricane Katrina devastate New Orleans. It was when Kanye West called him a racist. […]
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Good Afternoon, Charlie Sheen News!
First: The Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High Party. My favorite parts include: “If you’re going to chop something up with a credit card, why couldn’t it be John Cryer?” “You hear that sound? That’s the sound of that little fat kid on Two and A Half Men making $300,000 an episode and spending it […]
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Cousin Eddie vs. the Star Whackers.
BREAKING: Randy Quaid has bravely exposed a vast conspiracy run by Hollywood executives, Google, and, naturally, his brother Dennis. This clandestine, Illuminati-like organization is aided and abetted by a “monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners, and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order […]
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Today in “Charlie Sheen Coke-Fueled Rampages”
According to the always entertaining New York Post, actor Charlie Sheen was discovered this morning nude and trashing his room in NYC’s Plaza Hotel, with a screaming hooker trapped inside the closet. (Why is the screaming hooker in this story the least surprising aspect? Anyway.) The hotel estimates he caused $7000 in damages, which stem […]
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Lady Gaga’s Beef Jerky Dress
Shall we inflict our eyes once again? Yes, we shall: Take a moment to finish barfing quietly into your lap. Done? Okay. So, according to the Huffington Post, Argentinian flank steak designer Franc Fernandez has announced that “The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of ‘jerky’ and will be archived. […]
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Lindsay Lohan: Go Straight to Jail!
Though she successfully completed a recent jail stint as well as rehab, Lindsay Lohan failed two scheduled alcohol and drug tests this week, and has just been sent back to the pokey. And according to reports, she could be stuck there until… October 22? OUCH! Says TMZ… Lindsay was in court because she failed two […]
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Rumor of the Week: Call of Duty Gets A Subscription Fee?
Important Disclaimer: Before you go any further, please keep in mind that this information is only a rumor. It does come from some rather solid sources who could possibly be in the know if such a thing were true, but until I get confirmation from certain parties, this remains nothing more than a rumor. So […]
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Which MusicFest NW Performer/Band Will be Playing a Strip Bar Tonight?
Somewhere between midnight and 1am, a certain big MusicFest NW band/performer will be playing a top secret set—complete with nude (we assume) dancers—at a local gentleman’s club. Instead of lurking in the corner of every strip bar in town (how you usually spend your Thursdays), just follow the Twitter account of Into the Woods, who […]
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Arcade Fire Coming to Portland
After rumors surfaced that the number one selling band in the country was about to announce a Seattle show, the End Hits staff put down our Graffix bong—we got a gnarly six footer—long enough to actually do some reporting and see if Arcade Fire is coming to Portland. They are! According to unconfirmed rumors—those are […]
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David Bradgon Snags Top Green Job in NYC
UPDATE: Check out this photo of David Bragdon shaking hands with the Mayor Bloomberg! David looks kind of scared. I would be, too, if I had to try to make friends with a man who likely swims in a pool of money each evening. David Bragdon and the 8th richest man in the USA Matt […]
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BREAKING: Taylor Momsen Owns a Vibrator
Taylor Momsen—one of the stars of Gossip Girl—recently “divulged” to Disorder Magazine that her “best friend is her vibrator.” Fox News entertainment reporter Deidre Behar wrote a piece about the “scandal.” She got lengthy quotes from batshit Catholic reactionary Bill Donohue, conservative radio yakker Michael Medved, an elderly grandmother who runs an organization called “Talk […]