Well that’s the word according to Tabloid Prodigy who says Ricky Martin confessed all on his blog today (however, it should be noted that his blog is currently down—probably because of that damn power line on NE 12th & Sandy which collapsed after hearing Ricky Martin is gay). Here’s what he (allegedly!) had to say: […]
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Dakota Fanning’s Teeth. GAHHHHH!!!
Remember when Dakota Fanning’s mouth was all gums except for some white Chiclets thrown in at random? Here is a wildly disturbing video montage of those dark days, proving that Dakota’s dental (and perhaps mental) health was far worse than we had imagined. Anyway, that was then… And this is now… Those are some healthy […]
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Good Afternoon, News that Will Make Courtney Sad!
Hello, and welcome to another installment of “News that Will Make Mercury Copy Chief Courtney Ferguson Sad.” Today’s story involves one of her favorite actors from one of her favorite TV shows of all time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s Nicholas “Xander” Brendon. From Bumpshack: “Buffy, The Vampire Slayer” star, Nicholas Brendon, got drunk and started […]
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Lindsay Lohan: “You guys….that computer-enhanced baby is totally ME!!!!”
Apparently that’s the thought that went through the mind of Lindsay Lohan upon seeing this E-Trade commercial: As the New York Post reports: Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial—who happens to be named Lindsay—was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for […]
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Rush Limbaugh To Sell Modest Fifth Ave Apartment
I knew Rush Limbaugh was a humble, simple truth-teller: the voice of the common man, as it were. But seeing the inside of his Fifth Avenue Penthouse (it can be yours for only $14 million) really drives the point home. Keeping it classy as always, Rush. More photos here.
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Confessions of an Ex-New Seasons Staffer
It’s Friday afternoon! Time for our new column about the interesting, absurd and juicy experiences of former New Seasons staffers. As perhaps the only grocery store in the entire world that trains its employees to “say yes” to every customer request, the staff behind the counter have seen their fair share of crazy. Every Friday […]
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So if George Clooney’s Girlfriend is Coming to Portland…
… then that means GEORGE FUCKING CLOONEY MAY BE COMING TO PORTLAND!! According to Us Magazine, Italian hottie Elisabetta Canalis (AKA girlfriend to the Cloon) is in serious talks with the producers of Leverage (shot here in Portland) to make regular appearances in season three as a “mysterious international secret agent.” (Is there any other […]
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Confessions of an Ex-New Seasons Staffer
Say hello to our new blog column detailing the interesting, absurd and juicy experiences of former New Seasons staffers. As perhaps the only grocery store in the entire world that trains its employees to “say yes” to every customer request, the staff behind the counter have seen their fair share of crazy. Every Friday from […]
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“Linda Blair Connected to Shocking Pig Attack”
Rivaling the disappointment level of news coming out of Massachussets (and your accents suck too, BTW) is the news of a dog at Linda “insert Exorcist joke here” Blair’s animal shelter, the WorldHeart Foundation, who escaped only to attack a neighbor’s miniature pot bellied pig named Gerty, as reported by TMZ under the above headline. […]
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Lady Gaga + Polaroid = “Fashion/Technology/Photography Innovation”?
Lada Gaga got “a real job.” She is the new creative director of Polaroid. Read it and weep: As reported in the Guardian: “I am so proud to announce my new partnership with Polaroid as the creative director and inventor of speciality projects,” said the pop star. “The Haus of Gaga has been developing prototypes […]
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Kate Gosselin’s New Hairstyle!
GAHHHH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, GO BACK TO THE OLD ONE!! (Hey Kate, I’m starting over, too. I’m planning on taking three Ambien, climbing back into bed, and sleeping away the memory of your skanky ‘do. Toodle-oo!)
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What Questions Would YOU Ask Mario Lopez?
Oh my Gawd, Portland, A.C. Slater’s coming to town! Besides being asked to question Wayne Coyne about female anatomy, my internship at the Mercury hasn’t yet presented me with anything as boner-inducing as this press release: I know this is short notice however, we have Extra host Mario Lopez in Portland TOMORROW to meet with […]