Well, well, well… what do we have here? A shirtless Tiger Woods gracing the cover of February’s Vanity Fair (AKA the TMZ of the literati set). I love how VF works the imagery of this pre-scandal Annie Leibovitz photo into their press release, thusly: Woods “had always been the bionic man in terms of personality, […]
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Win a Copy of MySpace Dark Horse Presents Volume Four! Starring Yours Truly!
ATTN. ONE DAY AT A TIME READERS: Ann here, paying a too-rare visit to Blogtown to let all of you know about something very important: My latest opus can now be found in finer nerdery supply stores everywhere! MySpace Dark Horse Presents Volume Four is now in comic book stores, and it collects Gone Dishin’, […]
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Tiger Woods Mystery Revealed! (Thanks to the Chinese and a Clever CGI Recreation!)
Ain’t no valley like a Chinese uncanny valley, because a Chinese uncanny valley don’t stooooop! Hey guys, if you were wondering what really happened before, during, and after golfer Tiger Woods’ mysterious auto accident, then check out this CGI recreation of the incident produced by the Chinese! IT’S SO REAL, YA’LL! (In a Modern Warfare […]
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All in the Family
Whaddya know? Carrie Prejean’s brother is a total fucking creep. Asked by Radar.com about his sister’s homemade diddling videos, Billy Arnone replied: “If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” He’s also got his sister’s back on gay marriage: “I’m all the way against gay marriage. I don’t feel that it’s […]
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Playmates Fail to Stimulate Pompous Jerk
image from cardcow.com Guess what, everyone? Some guy had a Playboy Playmate in his office and was actually bored, instead of being aroused to the point of drooling all over himself and/or jizzing in his pants, like any normal person would have been. Isn’t that ridiculous? The dude in question, John Blumenthal, recently wrote an […]
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RIP Soupy Sales
The man they call Soupy has gone to the great beyond. From the NYT obit: Soupy Sales, whose zany television routines turned the smashing of a pie to the face into a madcap art form, died Thursday night. He was 83. Some 20,000 pies were hurled at Soupy Sales or at visitors to his TV […]
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My Celebrity Sighting: Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett touched my arm the other night. Yes, the Carol Burnett who starred on Broadway, who had an 11-year-running TV variety show, who was in Noises Off (one of the funniest movies ever), who played Miss Hannigan in Annie, and who TOUCHED ME ON THE ARM. Now, I won’t get into every little thing […]
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Did Mac-O Give Ejaco to Wacko Jacko?
All I can say is one thing: THANK YOU GOD FOR THE BRITISH PRESS! From Blogtown Hot Tipper Ben comes this hilarious story from The Sun, which posits that Home Alone‘s Macaulay Culkin is the actual father of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket! Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a “well-known Hollywood actor” […]
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“It Looks Like A Dragon Threw Up on My Dick”
Thank you Dirty Nasty and crew, for this eloquent indictment of Ed Hardy and the celebrities who love his bedazzled and be-ros-ed attire, entitled “F*ck Ed Hardy.” It will no doubt be in my head all day. The fashion don’t are coming in fast and furious this morning, so head over to MOD to find […]
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Celebrity Advice That Also Works for Boring People
Fine, DON’T visit Questionland. That way you can get ALL your advice from “Sharon Spencer: Relationship Counselor to the Stars!” (Actually, she really does give pretty good advice… if you can get past the horrifying dreams you’ll experience after watching her dispense it.) Tippity tips to Videogum!
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Jessica Simpson! Look Out Behind You! No… Not that Guy… THE OTHER GUY!!
NO!! NOT THE GUY WITH THE CREEPY CHESHIRE CAT SMILE!! THE CREEP DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU WHO HAS HIS HANDS…Oh, forget it. She’s dead.Hat tips to Buzzfeed.