I’d grouse about the headline’s choice of verb* if the story weren’t so sad:
The actress is at the center of a police investigation over a one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry, which was allegedly stolen from Kamofie & Company in Venice, Calif.
Store surveillance footage from January 22 reportedly shows Lohan trying on the chain, worth $2,500, before it went missing, and shop owners later linked its disappearance to the actress after she was snapped out a week later wearing the unique design, according to TMZ.com.
Cops called off the hunt for the jewelry at Lohan’s home on Tuesday when one of Lohan’s associates turned the necklace over to authorities.
The case has been handed over to the LA District Attorney’s Office and Lohan’s meeting with her probation officer.
Thanks, Seattlepi.com.
* Quizzed? Were there prizes? WERE BUZZERS HIT?
That is so stupid. LL knows that the paparazzi fall all over themselves to get her pictures, so she steals a unique, one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry and wears it in public. I think she secretly wants to go back to jail. Unbelievable.
Something about how my brain is working this morning rendered that headline into something describing a movie project called “Necklace,” and Lindsay -of course!- managing to not even bother to show up for any of her shots.
Usually I am against waterboarding. But this sounds like a job for our fine men and women in uniform at Guantanamo Bay. Perhaps all celebreties featured in gossip magazines and websites should be rendered to foreign countries or secret prisons so that we never have to hear about them again.