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Washington Hippies Kill More Children Than Oregon Hippies

Goldy, up at our sister blog Slog, posted this interesting rant today, and I thought I’d share because it concerns YOU, too. Washington state is filled with stupid fucking Jenny-McCarthy-worshiping, anti-vaccine hippies, according to a new study published in the Centers for Disease Control’s widely respected (but awfully named) Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. According […]

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Yoga Boogaloo

I’m a bit of a free yoga connoisseur—you say, “free and/or cheap down dog,” and I’m there. So this March event at Sound Roots School of Music is super tempting, but a few red flags are bursting bright in my control center. Read on, yogis. You have never done yoga like this before! This mixed […]

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Jesus Christ, What Did Peoples’ Bones Ever Do to Steven Seagal?

Over at the always-delightful FilmDrunk, editor Oliver Noble has painstakingly assembled (eh? EH?) a nearly four-minute-long video that contains every bone that’s ever been broken by Steven Seagal. In movies, I mean. I imagine if this video included all of Seagal’s real-life bone-breakings, it would go on for like three hours. All of its cracking, […]

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The Briny Kiss of Death

Recently I’ve been confronted by a wave of “health reports” decrying America’s dangerously excessive salt intake. (Long story short: Salt’s already in everything and then we add it to everything and our HEARTS EXPLODE.) These reports were often linked to other health reports supplying tips for how to reduce one’s salt intake. I enjoy not […]

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