Headline of the day: “Ke$ha Made Bra out of Fans’ Teeth” She exclusively told BANG Showbiz: “I asked [my fans] to send me their teeth and I got, like, over 1000 human teeth.“I made it into a bra top, and a headdress, and earrings, and necklaces. I’ve worn it out!”
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Dumb (but ADORABLE) Ways to Die
It’s true—there are sooooo many dumb ways to die. However, who knew that so many of them were so goddamn cute?!? (The best PSA you’ll watch all day.) via
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Last Day to Catch the Repertory Halloween Flicks!
If you, like me, wait ’til the last possible second to do everything in your life… take out the trash, eat questionable leftovers, marry your boyfriend of 10 years… then you’ve come to the heart-breaking realization that there are 2,467 Halloween films playing in the beer theaters that you haven’t got around to watching yet. […]
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Halloween Post-Mortem
I live in the Buckman neighborhood, and each year we get fewer trick or treaters on Halloween. Five years ago, traffic was steady—this year, I think the doorbell rang maybe six times total. Parents, what’s the deal? Because I’m kind of mad at all of your kids. We carve pumpkins and buy all this candy […]
Posted inTech
Robot Apocalypse Update
A couple months back I warned you of the threat posed by noodle robots. And yet you did nothing to protect yourself. Well, things are getting worse. Not only are robots making noodles to fatten us up, they’re now able to slowly and awkwardly cut cucumbers into random sized slices. Holy shit. You can’t watch […]
Posted inGirls Only!
“If you are white, you better read this quick and simple paragraph!”
That’s the header of an email I received from the We Like Women Political Party. Here’s the text: This is a free speech opinion! Democrats do not like white people! Whites are facing a lot of reverse discrimination in areas where there are lots of Democrats! In communities which are overwhelmingly Democrat, whites are getting […]
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Dead Alive on Halloween! For Free, Bitches!
You couldn’t ask for a treatier treat this Halloween than watching Peter Jackson’s glorious vom bomb Dead Alive for FREE at CINEMA 21. I feel like puking with happiness even typing that. And in 35mm even! BLAURFFFFFFFF! Sooooo happy. Thanks, Cinema 21! I don’t even care if there are razor blades hidden inside your decadent […]
Posted inMusic
This Is the Best Halloween Song
The B-side‘s pretty spooky too, particularly the coda. Happy Halloween!
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Good Morning, News!
GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! They say “Why are you dressed like it’s Halloween? You look so absurd, you look so obscene.” LET’S GO TO PRESS. New York City and New Jersey struggle to get back on their feet today, as power outages are still being repaired, the airports are slowly coming back on line, fires rage […]
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Flooded Lower East Side of Manhattan and Blackout in Three… Two… One.
Creepy video of East 8th Street and Avenue C in Manhattan—which is underwater. Oh, and the blackout that follows. (In the future apocalypse, please tell me the Twitter machine is still working!!) via
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The Alternate Reality Exorcist
In which the scariest movie ever made is reconceived as a situation comedy. Enjoy!
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Power Rangers vs. Pumpkin Rapper… ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?
Way back in 1994, the Power Rangers thought they were pretty hot poop. They defeated Rita Repulsa. Lord Zedd, Scorpina and Master Vile—but it took a very special villain on a very special Power Rangers Halloween episode to humble these spandex-wearing teenage pricks. Introducing… the PUMPKIN RAPPER!! HE’S A PUMPKIN!! THAT… THAT RAPS!! FEEEEAARR HIMMMMMM!!! […]