For those panicky people who thought that HUMP! was sold out—well, they were partially right. We were sold out… until yesterday when we added a BRAND NEW HUMP SCREENING! It’s this Friday at 4:30 pm (knock off work early to watch some hilarious/hot porn), but I bet ya big dope money that this one will […]
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Don’t Prostitute Yourself Just Yet! NEW HUMP SHOW ADDED!
As I clearly warned you a number or times, HUMP! sold the fuck out. Which obviously prompted the following real Craigslist posting… While HUMP! tickets are clearly worth at least one blowjob, you don’t have to go down on someone just yet for tickets, because WE’VE JUST ADDED ANOTHER HUMP! 2012 SCREENING! Due to overwhelming […]
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Last Chance to Win Tickets for HUMP!
Did you read Sarah Mirk’s feature story this week on what it takes to be a judge for the HUMP! amateur porn festival? IT TAKES TEN HOURS OF WATCHING THE STRANGEST, MOST HILARIOUS PORN EVER—THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES. Thankfully, she and her fellow judges winnowed the list down to the best 27 five-minute films… and […]
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Announcing the HUMP! 2012 Lineup
The names of the films that made it into HUMP! after the JUMP! Tickets for HUMP! on sale now! Thanks to everyone who made a film for HUMP! We had more submissions this year than ever before and everyone on the HUMP! jury wishes we could’ve included more films in the festival. But we trust […]
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Win Tickets to HUMP 2012!
Hey! You want to go to HUMP! You want to go for free! That’s why I’m offering TWO FREE TICKETS to the friendliest l’il amateur porn film fest in the nation! Simply send me an email HERE by Monday at noon, and put “HUMPALCIOUS” in the subject line—and if you win, you’ll get two tickets […]
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Overheard in the HUMP! Jury Room
“Lovely kitchen—but white back-splashes are so hard to keep clean.” ·················· “Is this HUMP!’s first bris?” ·················· “It’s gotta be hard to pee on a trampoline.” “No, it’s really easy! It’s the worst thing about jumping on a trampoline.” ·················· “It looks like she’s teaching her vagina sign language.” ·················· “Sarah McLachlan needs to show […]
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On Sunday, I watched Nine Hours of Amateur Porn
I’m one of the judges for our annual amateur porn festival, Hump! Which means that I spent Sunday in a small room with all the other judges, watching every single one of the 90 under-five-minute porns submitted. You have to see what the final selections are when the festival hits Portland in November—get your tickets […]
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Win Tickets to HUMP 2012!
Here’s another thoughtful reminder to get your tickets like NOW for HUMP!—the Northwest’s sweetest li’l amateur porn fest. Two screenings are already sold out, one is extremely close, and rest assured by the time the fest rolls around (Nov 8-11 at Cinema 21) every last ticket will be gone. Don’t miss the fun! GET THOSE […]
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HUMP! More Film Submissions Than Ever Before!
It’s official! We have the most submissions *EVER* which means (probably!) the best program ever. Thanks (and good luck!) to all the horny-porny filmmakers! To everyone else who wants to go and see HUMP!—here’s where you get your tickets. (NOTE! The Friday 9:30 pm show is already sold out, and the Saturday 9:30 show only […]
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Win Tickets to HUMP 2012!
MAN! Tickets for this year’s edition of HUMP!—the friendliest, and funnest amateur porn fest in the west running 11/8 through 11/11—are already selling out quick! HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS YET? Better do so now, or be kicking yourself in the bottom later! HOWEVER! Since I’m a sexy jewel, I’m giving away TWO TICKETS to […]
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Final HUMP! Submission Deadline ONE WEEK AWAY! (For Realsies This Time!)
We gave you guys another week to get your HUMP! submissions together, because we are nice, and you are horny. HOWEVER! If you really want to win that $5000 grand prize (or $1000 runner up cash awards), shoot or complete your five-minute HUMP! amateur porn movie, and get it to the Mercury office no later […]
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You Have ONE WEEK LEFT! Update: No, You Don’t!
Look. You’re having sex this weekend anyway, right? Then why not throw on some funny costumes, think up an unlikely plot, film yourself having sex, and submit it to the HUMP! Amateur Porn Film Fest? SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE ONE WEEK FROM TODAY! Why should you? Here’s why should you. • Grand Prize of $5000. (Plus […]