Our week of free humping continues! (I just realized this is Hump Day. Har. Har.) Anyhoo! If you want to win a pair of free tickets to the 3:30 pm HUMP! screening on Sunday, Nov 17, try out our new contest widget below. Not only can you enter to win once, but if you tweeter […]
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Tuesday’s HUMP Tix Giveaway!
You are correct! I AM giving away a pair of tickets every day this week to HUMP! 2013… WHY?? Because HUMP is a goddamn hoot of a good time, and I want as many people as possible to check out this hilariously fun home-grown dirty movie festival. So either GET YOUR TICKETS HERE, or roll […]
Win Two Tickets to HUMP! 2013… Every Day This Week!
So the other day somebody in the office said, “HUMP! 2013 ticket sales are moving at a record pace! We’ll easily sell out every show BEFORE the actual event!” And I was all like, “Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! What about my cheap friends on Blogtown? They depend on me giving them free tickets to everything!” And […]
Here’s Your HUMP! 2013 Lineup of Dirty, Dirty Movies!
What follows are the official titles of the short, sweet, and absolutely FILTHY amateur porn flicks you’ll see at HUMP! 2013 this year! (Thanks to everyone who entered!) And by the way… HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS TO HUMP YET? Screenings are selling out quick, so get on the stick! YOUR HUMP! 2013 LINEUP OF […]
Watch Our (Kinda NSFW-ish) HUMP! Video
What’s this? A couple of screenings for HUMP!โthe Northwest’s naughtiest and funnest amateur porn festivalโare already sold out? PANIC!! Don’t be the poor son-of-a-b who’s standing outside begging for tickets. GET YOUR TICKETS FOR HUMP 2013 HERE AND NOW! And check out the Mercury’s new promo video for HUMP! While there’s no actual sex involved, […]
Overheard in the HUMP Jury Room, Day Two
“Show the other Hillary Clinton Sex Monster one.” “Which was the other one?” “The one with the bunnies.” “Oh, right.” “So the question is, Can one HUMP! have two Hillary Clinton Sex Monster videos?” Tickets for HUMP! 2013 are on sale now!
Tickets for HUMP 2013! Now on Sale!
Tickets for America’s sweetest homegrown porn festival HUMP! are now on sale. Been living under a rock for the last few years and have no idea what I’m talking about? Go HERE. Every year the submissions get better, and every year we sell out every showing in advance. You don’t want to get left out […]
HUMP! Extra Points Categories Announced!
For those who have been using this nice, hot, sunny weather to make your HUMP! 2013 films—the “extra credit” categories have been announced! And they are… Bowling PinsButt PlugsHillary Clinton Naturally, you don’t have to use these things in your HUMP films—but if you do, you get extra credit! (I personally think if Hillary Clinton […]
In Case You Missed It: The Winners of HUMP 2012!
In case you didn’t check out the print edition of the Mercury this week, we announced the winners of HUMP 2012! (A special congrats to our first ever winner in TWO categories, the grand prize winning and Portland-made “Magic Love.” Yay Portland! Yay Stop motion animated sex!)
HUMP! (By the Numbers)
Thanks to everybody who participated in HUMP! 2012 this past weekend! There’s a couple more screenings in Seattle this weekend, after which we will tally up all the votes, and announce who won “Best Humor,” “Best Sex,” “Best Kink,” and the $5000-winning “Best in Show”! Stay tuned! Also publisher Rob Crocker just emailed some the […]
New HUMP! Screening Added! Get Yer Tickets Quick!
Due to insane demand, we decided to add a brand new Friday, 4:30 screening to the sold out HUMP! amateur porn film fest, as well as 25 seats each for every one of the Sunday shows. But I bet you dollars to doughnuts (what does that even mean?) that those are gonna sell out too. […]
