I feel bad posting this since these guys aren’t exactly a well-known act. Besides, it’s probably not a good idea to anger a band so dangerous that they are forced—by the law—to stand behind that totally-not-Photoshopped police tape. Oh well, have at it.
Name This Band
Name This Band: Blood on the Prance Floor Edition
I was totally going to make a “visit from Aunt Flo” joke until I realized that the dude was holding an axe. And why are they in Dexter Morgan’s room? Have at it.
Name This Band: Sad-Looking Mötley Crüe Tribute Band Edition
Kickstart my heart with a new name for this (local) Mötley Crüe tribute band.
Name This Band: We’re with the Chicken
Mascot chickens beats up nü-emo band. I see nothing wrong with this image. Okay, have at it.
Name This Band: “Tuxedo Shirts for Everyone” Edition
It’s baaaaack. Name This Band returns with these four classy gentlemen. Oh, and in case you are curious, yes they are a reggae band from Orlando. Of course they are.
Name This Band: Bad Shirts, Worse Hair Edition
That crucifix is no mere fashion item, it’s our first ever Name This Christian Band contest! Have at it, lambs of Christ. The best comment wins a handful of Laurelhurst tickets or a tour of the Mercury offices by Olive the pug. Take the tickets, trust me.
Name This Band: Dress Up Day at the Beach Edition
Blogtownies, have at it. The best comment wins a handful of Laurelhurst tickets or a piggyback ride around the Mercury offices by the staff member of your choice.
Name This Band: Underwear and Bananas Edition
We are in total awe of how great you commenters have been with these weekly Name This Band posts. But are you ready for this band? I hope not. If this picture wasn’t enough, here is a MP3 of the band covering Rihanna’s “Umbrella.” It’s worse than you could ever have imagined… LISTEN (IF YOU […]
Name This Band: Hipsters with Weapons Edition
The citizens of Blogtown did an incredible job with last week’s edition of Name This Band. Poor Doobie Brothers, they never saw it coming. We expect more great things for this unnamed band: Is it okay to hate a band on sight without ever having heard their music? It is? Okay, great. Best comment wins […]
