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Remembering 2017: Under Armour Supports Trump, So Stop Buying Their Shit

[Remember back in 2017? When I hated Under Armour? Well, I still hate Under Armour. Anyway, here’s a post I wrote back in February 2017.โ€”Steve] Kevin Plank, supporter of Trump, maker of garbage clothes. Getty / Allison Joyce People who know me know I despise Under Armourโ€”mostly because it’s the workout gear for bro-dudes who […]

Posted inGossip

The Best of 2017 (Part One)

Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!

Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, North Korean […]

Posted inMovies & TV

Between the Death of Net Neutrality and Disney Buying Fox, Today’s a Great Day for Our Soulless Corporate Overlords

David Soanes Photography / Getty Images This morning the Federal Communications Commission voted, along party lines, to kill net neutralityโ€”the rules that have, until now, ensured an internet in which service providers were forbidden from giving preferential treatment to certain sites and services. While telecom companies are vowing that consumers won’t get screwed over by […]

Posted inComedy

Whatโ€™s She Mad About Now?: Where the Republican Party Draws the Line

MARLOWE DOBBE The President of the United States has 16 sexual harassment and/or assault allegations against him. Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore has nine allegations of either โ€œdatingโ€ or sexually assaulting minors as young as 14 when he was in his 30s, including multiple reports of him trolling the mall. The RNC continues to support […]

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