What are your Labor Day plans?
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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
This Week’s Question: What Are Your Labor Day Plans?
New Column!
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New Column!
Don’t miss Dogs’ Day of Summer (featuring wiener dog and pug races)!
Don’t miss Dogs’ Day of Summer (featuring wiener dog and pug races)!
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New Column!
Presidential Election Tips for Donald Trump! Guaranteed to Work!
Presidential election tips for Donald Trump.
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New Column!
Get Your Tickets Now for the Portland Mercury’s “Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy” Showcase!
Get your tickets now for the Portland Mercury’s “Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy” Showcase!
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New Column!
Should I Vote for Hillary Clinton? A Flow Chart
Should I Vote for Hillary Clinton? A Flow Chartpolitics
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New Column!
Enter the Mercury’s PETS IN ACTION Photo Contest!
Enter the Mercury’s PETS IN ACTION Photo Contest!
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New Column!
Local Man First in Nation to Be “Annoyed as Shit” by Pokémon Go
Local Man First in Nation to be “Annoyed as Shit” by Pokémon Go
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New Column!
Ask a Republican Congressman (Who’s in the Pocket of the NRA)
Ask a Republican Congressman (Who’s in the Pocket of the NRA)
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Summer’s Here and It’s Time to HUMP!
Make a Five-Minute Dirty Movie and Win Big Cash Money!
Make a five-minute dirty movie for HUMP! and win big cash money!
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You’re Wrong About That: Fireworks
You’re Wrong About That: The Fireworks Edition
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“Keep Your Naked Bottom Clean and Neat”
by a Portland, Oregon Bicycle Seat
“Keep Your Naked Bottom Clean and Neat” by a Portland, Oregon Bicycle Seat
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Check Out the Mercury‘s New “Things to Do” Calendar
It’s the Best and Bossest Calendar in Portland!
It’s the best and bossest calendar in Portland!