Fleet Week tips: How to meet a sailor.
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Happy 16th Birthday, Portland Mercury!
A Letter from Editor in Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey
A letter celebrated the Mercury‘s 16th birthday, by its editor in chief.
Posted inFood and Drink
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Get Your Tickets Now for the Amazingly Delicious Tacos ‘n’ Tequila!
Get Your Tickets Now for the Amazingly Delicious Tacos ‘n’ Tequila!
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New Column!
Gold Medal All-Purpose Flour Deleted Customer Reviews
Gold Medal All-Purpose Flour Deleted Customer Reviews
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One Hulk’s Opinion: Editorial Opinion from the Incredible Hulk
Everybody too busy for Hulk. Like usual.
Posted inMovies & TV
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Quick, Get Your Tickets to the Super Sexy HUMP! Encore!
Quick, get your tickets to the super sexy HUMP! Encore!
Posted inComedy
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Mr. Clean Magic Eraser: Deleted Customer Reviews
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser: deleted customer reviews.
Posted inCannabis
You’re Wrong About That: Weed
“You’re Wrong About That: The 420 Edition” by Francine Colman-Gutierrez.
Posted inSex
The HUMP! Tour Returns to Portland—DON’T MISS YOUR LAST CHANCE!
HUMP! 2015 returns to Portland for one weekend only!
HUMP! 2015 returns to Portland for one weekend only!
Posted inComedy
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Put Your Dicks Back in Your Tights!
Dear Superman and Batman: Put Your Dicks Back in Your Tights.
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Fine, Superman. I’m Sorry, I Guess.
Fine, Superman. I’m sorry, I guess.
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Actually, There Are Good Reasons I Am “V” Batman
“Actually, there are good reasons I am ‘v’ Batman,” by Superman.