Dear Soiled Mattress Down by the River
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What’s your problem? by Osama Bin Laden
What’s your problem?
by Osama Bin Laden
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Phyllis Routenberg’s BELIEVE IT…OR CHOOSE NOT TO!
Phyllis Routenberg’s
BELIEVE IT…OR CHOOSE NOT TO!
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The Merriam-Webster Gay Lexicon Third Edition
The Merriam-Webster
Gay Lexicon
Third Edition
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Hey Mercury, You’re One Year Old! And You’ve Got a Lot of Explaining To Do…
Mercury Publisher Makes Employees Defend Their Employment
“Hi everybody! I’m Mercury publisher Rob Crocker. As you may know, the Mercury turns one year old this week, and frankly, we’re pleased as punch! The secret to our success? We keep things fresh and new around the office by firing anyone who steps out of line. That’s why I’ve established the Annual Report Form, […]
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Grab Bag
A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF By Wm. Steven Humphrey Dear Readers: On this, the Mercury‘s one-year anniversary, I’d like to congratulate myself on having produced one of the finest newsweeklies in the nation–but I can’t. It’s become excruciatingly apparent that the Mercury has strayed from being a haven for intelligent and uplifting stories to a […]
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That’s Yo Mama! by the Dalai Lama
That’s Yo Mama! by the Dalai Lama
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“What Billy Found in the Garbage”
“What Billy Found in the Garbage”
