Gizmodo: Lior and Vardit Adler just had a baby girl. She’s probably all cute and wrinkly! But they hate her soo much that they named her Like, in honor of the Like button in Facebook. In their defense, the parents say, “I believe there will be people who will lift a eyebrow, but it is […]
Oh, You Kids!
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It’s Apparently a Thing: “Planking”
Move over, flash mobs! Move over, roofies! There’s a brand new craze sweeping Australia, and it’s called “planking!” (It should be noted at this point that everything about Australia is stupid, and “planking” should definitely be added to the list.)
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Another Goddamn Kid Who Will Certainly Recieve the Fame and Adulation I Will Never Enjoy
Usually on Friday, the internet has been crapping out a new cover or spin on Rebecca Black’s “Friday” because it is awful, and hilarious, and never should have been made except for the fact that her daddy is rich and the livin’ is easy. HOWEVER! The admittedly brilliant money-making machine behind Rebecca Black has obviously […]
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Quentin Tarantino Writes the Best Letters
Via io9 comes this bit of awesomeness: A letter Quentin Tarantino wrote in 1996 to a 13-year-old after she sent him fanmail telling him how much she loved From Dusk Till Dawn.
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Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow
I actually owned this toy. Which, I suppose, explains a lot. (Feel free to make your own assumptions about why I turned out like I did in the comments.)
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Hillbilly Kids Done Gone and Played the Gol’ Darndest Thangs!
Check out these hillbilly kids absolutely wailing on their version of Earl Scruggs’ “Flint Hill Special.” The only way this could be improved is if they were all bald and blind (think Deliverance). Oh, and by the way? NICE STUFFED FOX! Yeeeeeeeeeeee-HAWWWWW!!!
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: Umm… that Squirrel is DEAD, Stupid!!
We all know how I feel about stupid, stupid babies, right? THEY’RE STUPID! However—what’s really irritating is when stupid, stupid parents enable their stupid, stupid baby’s behavior… like when the stupid, stupid baby in question picks up a DEAD SQUIRREL, and carries it around like a plush buddy—and the stupid fucking parents don’t do a […]
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Who are the Beatles? EXACTLY.
FINALLY!!! Something that myself and the youth of today have in common!! (Besides Justin Bieber, Silly Bandz, and dry humping.) NO ONE REMEMBERS (or cares) WHO THE BEATLES ARE. Something tells me these kids also might not know about the Bay of Pigs and Vietnam—BUT DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE, OKAY?!?
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: Stupid Lazy Baby Can’t Help a Puppy Out?
Here I was feeling all hopeful and shit, now that the youth of today won’t have to deal with Osama bin Laden. But I forgot they’ll still have to deal with their own stupidity! Check out this fucking lazy stupid baby, just lying there as a puppy valiantly tries to join her on the bed. […]
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C’mon, Sheep, Wake Up! It’s a CONSPIRACY!!! Like, Duh!
It was Miss Scarlett, with the lead pipe, in the Ballroom. Photos of Osama bin Laden’s body have not been produced, not yet at least. If those photos haven’t already been snapped, well, good luck getting a glimpse. Because getting a camera down to the bottom of the North Arabian Sea will be a pain […]
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Barbie (and Ken’s) “Fairy Secret”
A big tip o’ the hat to Blogtown top commenter Todd Mecklem who alerted me to this hilarious Barbie DVD, entitled “A Fairy Secret.” Here’s the blurb on the back: Shhhhhhh… indeed.
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This Does Not Diminish My Excitement for Tonight’s Advance Screening of Fast Five At All
In fact, it makes me a little bit more excited. Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five” WAKE UP, KID! You’ve got a Fast Six to write!