As many of you already know, pop music sensation Justin Bieber is either the new Justin Timberlake, the new Usher, the new Rihanna, or the new Antichrist—take your pick. And yet? So many of you are STILL unfamiliar with the artist who will soon come to engulf every aspect of your pop culture life. If […]
Oh, You Kids!
Posted inTheater & Performance
McFakerson Elementary School’s Production of Scarface
Look. I don’t care if this is fakier than Fakie McFakerson’s mockumentary about Big Foot’s sham marriage to the Loch Ness Monster. It’s still more adorable than Adora McAdorableson and her pile of kittens and bunnies licking cotton candy. Ladies and gentlemen, an “elementary school production of Scarface.” Hats off to Filmdrunk.
Posted inFashion
My Baby, My Douchebag
It’s pretty important to start your kids off early if you want them to grow up to be douchebags. Via gap.com. Hey baby! Where’s your soul patch?? (More fashion fun at MOD.)
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Who Let the Clowns Out?
Okay, I’m going to show you something. And this thing I’m going to show you will probably generate a… umm… strong reaction. What will this reaction be? It’s hard to say. Perhaps it will be laughter. Perhaps it will be groans of dissatisfaction. And perhaps it will an uncontrollable rage that builds up deep within […]
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The Children Are Our Future and Our Future is Dying All Over the Place
babylady.co.uk Bad Parents! The world is a harsh place for today’s modern baby. If you have somehow avoided having little Aiden’s stroller chop his fingers off, or Isabella being strangled by her own crib, then you can pretty much be guaranteed that your child will be smothered lifeless by that fashionable sling you’ve been sporting. […]
Posted inMusic
Who Are You, Justin Bieber?!?
Here’s something you did not know. JUSTIN BIEBER IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MUSIC ARTISTS IN THE WORLD TODAY. And yet? You’ve never heard of him. Why? Because you are not a teenager. However, since he is about three seconds from being everywhere and on everything, you’re going to feel like an idiot and […]
