Greetings fellow (r)adults! It’s sometimes hard to keep up with the newest trends, so here’s a little tip about what’s Cool™ with the Now Generation™:WEREWOLVES! I’m gonna go buy a tail. Team Jacob! Via
Oh, You Kids!
Posted inFashion
Diaper Jeans: Admit it—You Need Them!
Unbelievable? BUT REAL. Huggies is producing “diaper jeans” for the baby who is tired of looking like a fucking square. Coming next: Huggies diaper “mom” jeans! And following that: Huggies Mercury diapers—which are way too tight and need to be five times more absorbent. Via Target. I told you I wasn’t kidding.
Posted inTheater & Performance
Glee Brings “Glorified High School Talent Show” To You
First of all, I’m actually really embarrassed to admit that I had no idea that “Gleeks” was an actual term for Glee fans. I must be the worst Gleeporter in the world to have that thought that I birthed that myself a couple of weeks ago as a lighter version of the more popular “Gleetard.” […]
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Washington Principal Does Not Heart Boobies
Oh, grownups! You ruin everything. First you take away our hugs and now you question our innuendo-laced philanthropic fashion choices? A secondary school in Kitsap has prohibited students from wearing a popular breast cancer awareness bracelet because it “caused problems in classrooms. Students made inappropriate gestures.” According the the Klitsap Sun: Sixteen-year-old student Brittany Indvik […]
Posted inMusic
Your Daily Adorable!: Countdown to Frightened Rabbit
In exactly one week from today, Frightened Rabbit will be playing Berbati’s Pan right here in Portland, Oregon. To commemorate this historic event (don’t giggle, this band is really good), we are posting what is perhaps the most adorable music video ever created, for their 2008 song “Head Rolls Off,” in which the lads from […]
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Last Minute Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
Oh, crap! Mother’s Day is just around the corner. And you’ve got to get her something—something nice this year, not like the last-minute gift you got her last year. It’s a good thing Cold Steel has got you covered. Check out these terrific gifts that mom is just going to love. You know what mom […]
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New Miley Cyrus “Can’t Be Tamed” Video, Guys!
Remember when Miley Cyrus could be tamed? Well, those days are over my friend! Miley is all grown up now, and not only is she wearing lots of slutty makeup, she’s also grown two enormous bird wings! (I’m not sure what daddy Billy Ray Cyrus was feeding her… but it worked!) Anyway, in her newest […]
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Bieber Fever: Justin Has No Idea What “German” Means, And We Don’t Care
In this interview with New Zealand television, pop sensation (and most insanely popular teen idol EVER) Justin Bieber has no earthly idea what “German” means. In his defense, he looks like an adorable lesbian. Thanks to Blogtown commenter PeretDesnos for reminding me that I hadn’t blogged about Justin Bieber today.
Posted inSex
Roman Polanski: “I Can Remain Silent No Longer!”
Actually, you can remain silent longer, child raper. And when you do decide to finally open your mouth again? Maybe you can come up with a little better excuse on why you’re such a spoiled, entitled child raper, child raper. Read Polanski’s super long and whiny press release after the jump. Via Twitch: Throughout my […]
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Teens and Sexting in Illinois
It’s an improvement… Teens who forward or post online racy pictures of their underage classmates would get juvenile court supervision that could result in mandatory counseling or community service, under legislation sent to Gov. Pat Quinn on Tuesday. The measure aims to educate teens about the dangers of “sexting” while modernizing state statutes for the […]