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Opinion: Portland Will Host the First Human Rights Commission Event for Oregon Sex Workers. Here’s Why.

A rally for sex workers’ rights outside the Scottish Parliament in 2020. Jeff J Mitchell / Getty Images On Thursday, July 15th, the first-ever Human Rights Commission Event for Oregon Sex Workers is being held in Portland. Our commission is asking voters and the Oregon Legislature for full decriminalization of anti-prostitution laws, so that we […]

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The 7 Most Terrible Lines from KOIN’s “Is Portland Over?” Article

Screenshot from KOIN News Citizens of Portland: I regret to inform you that the internet has given birth to yet another tiring, thoughtless โ€œPortland is dyingโ€ think pieceโ€”this one courtesy of KOIN news. I canโ€™t imagine that viewers were clamoring for such a story, since itโ€™s been done (so terribly) before, but KOINโ€™s recent article […]

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The 50-Foot-Tall Murderous Aliens That Invaded Earth Last Year Are Starting to Retreat. Can We Please Get Back to Normal Now?

Mikkel William / Getty images Good news, Oregon: The fourth-wave spike of giant murderous aliens plaguing the state in the last couple months is finally starting to recede, and today the Portland area is moving from โ€œextreme murderous alienโ€ to simply โ€œhigh murderous alienโ€ on Gov. Kate Brownโ€™s alien risk chart. Thousands of Oregonians are […]

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Guest Opinion: Why the Oregon Legislature Should Decriminalize Sex Work

eyecrave / Getty images In February, Oregon State Rep. Rob Nosse of Portland proposed a bill, since tabled, that would invalidate three of Oregonโ€™s main prostitution statutes, which would result in the decriminalization of the sale of sex, the purchase of sex, and the โ€œpromotionโ€ of sexโ€”a vague catch-all statute that makes it easier to […]

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A Note from the Mercuryโ€™s Editor: Vaccine Horny

maiteali / iStock / Getty Images Hey pals and buddies! โ€œWhooooooo! Whoooooo!โ€ Hold onโ€ฆ whatโ€™s that sound? Whyโ€ฆ the VACCINE TRAINโ€™S A-COMINโ€™! And people, let me tell you, when itโ€™s my turn to get a vaccineโ€”which should be within a week or soโ€”Iโ€™m going to fall face first on it! Thatโ€™s how excited I am! […]

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A Note from the Mercuryโ€™s Editor: Welcome to the Pandemic Anniversary! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคฎ

WilleeCole / iStock / Getty Images Plus HELLO, CHAMPIONS! First, hereโ€™s your semi-regular reminder that you are AMAZING, and I canโ€™t wait to see you again out in the โ€œreal world.โ€ (Obviously thereโ€™s only one worldโ€ฆ the one weโ€™re in right now. What I mean is that I canโ€™t wait to see you in the […]

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The Oregonian, the Fake Hardesty Hit-and-Run, and the Price of a Big Scoop

blair Stenvick Thereโ€™s a paragraph in an Oregonian article published last Thursday morning that just doesnโ€™t sit right with me. The paragraph is from an article suggesting Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty was a suspect in a Wednesday hit-and-run in Southeast Portland. The piece quickly gained widespread attention, amplifying allegations which until that point […]

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A Note from the Mercuryโ€™s Editor: “Crudely Casual”

damedeeso /iStock / Getty Images Plus / Mercury Staff Greetings, Sweet Peas! Woo-hoo, letโ€™s dip into the mailbag! Hereโ€™s a letter from Richard B. of Portland, who takes issue with a recent โ€œcrudely casualโ€ story written by the Mercury. โ€œFYI: I would never consider subscribing or otherwise supporting any โ€˜newsโ€™ organization that casually uses the […]

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