As any polite Southerner knows, saying “Bless your heart” is the polite way to tell someone to fuck off. From Christian Nightmares, here’s a SFW-and-heaven spin on Cee-Lo’s f-bomb pop hit, “Fuck You.”
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Crazy “God Shakes Japan” Girl Actually a Troll?
The gal who produced the “God is Punishing Japan and Atheists by Giving the Country a Little Shake” video from yesterday, has reportedly come clean to admit she’s just a troll. Watch. Okay, fine, you got me. However, it should be noted that your trolling persona is just about as annoying as your Christian persona, […]
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God Gives Japan “a Little Shake” to Punish the Atheists
In this clip, a supposedly devout Christian celebrates the ongoing tragedy in Japan, because… well, you know, they asked for it! They are a country of atheists after all, and since God is so great, and so awesome, he decided to just give Japan a little shake… you know, just enough to wake them up […]
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“His” Bakery — Portland’s Most Enlightened Baked Goods Emporium
On a recent drive through my neighborhood, I came across this lil’ storefront at 72nd and Woodstock: My first thought: “Now that’s vague. Who? Whose bakery is this?” Followed by: “Oh, I get it. It’s His. It’s the Lord’s bakery.” More after the jump. With visions of cross-shaped cookies dancing through my head, I headed […]
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“In God We Trust”
Today in news about things I never previously thought about but am now offended by, the Supreme Court has refused to hear an atheist’s legal case demanding that “In God We Trust” be taken off national currency. Yeah! WTF! This went about as well as the time atheists tried to get the “under God” taken […]
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Like the Book of Revelation, with More Breasts
I Am Here…Now is a horrendous-looking movie about Robot Jesus coming back to Earth to fight gangs and polluters (you can tell he’s a robot because he has computer parts glued to his skin, and you can tell he’s Jesus because of all the Christian imagery and the fact that, like Jesus, he calls us […]
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Doing the Right Thing
This video of a Mormon woman speaking out for marriage equality is absolutely an example of a religious person acting on her beliefs, taking a stand, and doing the right thing. It was posted on Valentine’s Day. She explains: I put this video on MormonsforMarriage.com during the Prop 8 debate. At the time, speaking out […]
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Scientology: It’s About More Than Alleged Physical Assault and Alleged Child Labor™
Seeking to counter the the New Yorker‘s amazing, million-mile-long incrimination of the organization, the Church of Scientology has started running this two-minute commercial during The Today Show. Even when they’re trying really hard to not look crazy, they look crazy. Enjoy! Thanks for the heads-up, Jezebel.
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FBI Investigating Scientology
The New Yorker’s enormous, must-read piece on Scientology is here. And here—via JMG—is a report on The Today Show: Couldn’t happen to a nicer religion.
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Okay, Christians…. You Win This One
Best Christian T-shirt ever. Next they should make one that says, “I’m with Stupid!” with an arrow pointing to Jesus on the cross. (Too soon?)
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There Is No Morality Without Religion
Guardian: Four people have been arrested in Bangladesh after the death of a 14-year-old girl who was given 100 lashes on the orders of a village cleric. A woman complained to the cleric after spotting the girl talking with her husband. He was also given a 100 lashes, but he survived. (Wonder what he’ll get […]
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The Existence of Bill O’Reilly Proves There is No God
In one of his low rent “backstage conversations,” Bill O’Reilly tries to outwit the Atheists with one simple question: “If there is no God, then how did the moon get there, PINHEADS?” (Yes, he actually ends the question with “pinheads.”) His logic: If Mars doesn’t have a moon, then why do we have a moon? […]