I’ve been with my GGG boyfriend for three years and he was my first and only sexual partner—up until recently. I was always committed and monogamous, but recently, curious about what sex was like with other people, I fooled around and spent the night with a man I had met at a bar a few […]
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A Very Seventies Christmas: Part I
Maybe it’s because I was born the ‘70’s. Maybe it’s because I’ve been consuming waaaaaay too much Welcome Back Kotter on the Hulu. Whatever the reason, it has become my opinion that the 1970’s reek of Christmas more than any other decade. Upon further reflection, I believe I must draw some sort of sick correlation […]
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Ready or Not, Stripper Mobile is Coming to Portland
Hold onto your hats. Apparently the infamous Las Vegas stripper-mobile is headed for Portland, OR. That means this will soon be cruising Old Town: Las Vegas Sun The s-mobile, which is an advertising gimmick for Deja Vu strip clubs, has been routed from Las Vegas after safety and driving concerns shut it down. Apparently it’s […]
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Tiger Woods Latest Transgression: Failing to Keep “Golf Writers” Fully Informed About Where He Was Sticking His Dick
I’m not exactly sure what Washington Post “golf writer” Leonard Shapiro wishes Tiger Woods had done differently. Should Woods have turned down all that sponsorship money out of tender consideration for Accenture’s feelings? Should have have called a press conference and disclosed each affair immediately after it happened? Should Woods have confided his deepest secrets […]
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Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Ad.
Michael Bay is either the world’s most brilliant self-parodist or the world’s most earnest auteur. I haven’t decided which. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I don’t care. Via io9 (who were also kind enough to blog about the kickass Geektastic Dark Horse Fun Pack that’s available in our Mercury Online Charity […]
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Is Tiger Woods—a Man With a Wife and SEVEN NINE Mistresses—a BIG SWISHY QUEER GAY HOMOSEXUAL WHO LIKES DICK?!?
No, he’s not. But that’s how stoopid people are interpreting this detail from the bottomless (get it?) Tiger Woods Sex Scandalathon: [Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel] Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings. Woods’ email, Uchitel’s friend tells Us, details the athlete’s “disturbing dream.” […]
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Wait… Why is Tiger Woods Freakier Than Me?
So according to this article at Radar, friends of Rachel Uchitel (one of the thousands of Tiger Woods’ mistresses that have popped up in the last few days) are saying she took drugs with the golfer before they had sex. NO PROBLEM THERE. However! She also allegedly told them she loved having “Ambien sex.” Uchitel […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day
I’m a 40 year old lesbian who had a bad break up about two years ago. My ex reached out to me via email recently and we’ve begun writing back and forth. Yesterday she emailed me to inform me that she felt sexually violated by me during our relationship and that she needed me to […]
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Feeling Sorry for Carrie Prejean
This detail in the reports about the seven other sex tapes and 30 additional “salacious” photos—so many youthful mistakes!—kind of makes me feel bad for Carrie Prejean… Some of the new sexy photographs that have been unearthed Prejean allegedly took herself, of her own reflection in a mirror, alternately topless and completely naked. Carrie Prejean […]
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Hobby Pornographer Carrie Prejean Offered Opportunity to Go Pro
TMZ has the scoop: TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch sent to Prejean’s lawyer, Charles Limandri. Hirsch is asking to acquire the rights to distribute “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007″…In the letter, […]