We’re in for another rainy week, you guys! But that’s okay, because God made the rain so that the flowers, erections, and plants can grow and… what? Wait… did I say “erections”? Of course I didn’t! That would be… c’mon, that would be gross, man. “Erections growing in the rain.” Pssshht! I mean… sure, I […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: “My Son Likes Stickpussy”
I’m a 44-year-old single father and my 18-year-old son lives at home with me. We get along great and i love him dearly. I work nights and usually get home around 6:30 a.m. Long story short, I came home one morning last week to find my son passed out on the couch with his pants […]
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I Did the Same Thing to My Yoga Instructor…
…And yet I get the restraining order?? That’s B.S., man. B.S.!! Update! YouTube took down this video because that baby was doing some straight-up titty sucking. OFFENSIVE, YA’LL!!
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Oh. So That’s How You Have a Threesome… with Hilary Duff.
Since people with the last name Humphrey rarely if ever are invited into “threesomes,” I was pleased when Dan Humphrey got super-duper lucky on last night’s episode of Gossip Girl—BUT YO! IT GETS BETTER! Because not only does Dan get to she-bang that hot piece of brunette tail, HILARY DUFF jumps into the fray and […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: She Needs Oral
I’m a young woman in a committed relationship with my longtime boyfriend, a handsome and VERY well-endowed man. His penis is more than satisfying, but it’s never gotten me off. I only climax when he performs oral on me. I feel guilty because when we make love, I wait for him to finish (and some […]
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A Good Argument for Circumcision
Is the following video NSFW? Well… it was on TV. Okay, fine, it was on TV in BELGIUM. And I’m pretty sure they don’t give a fuck whether something is NSFW or not. They also don’t seem to care that I will never look at my penis again without seeing this guy and hearing his […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day
I’m a 22-year-old bi guy with a preference for males. My last relationship was with a female with whom I’ve stayed friends. Since we broke up we’ve been hooking up maybe once a month. The first two times she said she didn’t want to hook up anymore, but she kept initiating sex. I like sex, […]
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Monogamy Isn’t Realistic
But I support couples who choose to be monogamous. It’s an unnatural lifestyle, and it’s definitely choice I wouldn’t make, but I don’t believe that couples who make the choice to be monogamous should be discriminated against in any way. They should be allowed to have children and adopt, for instance. I’d even go so […]
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And the HUMP! Winners Are…
Congratulations to the adorable Portland lesbians whose Cyclust took First-Runner Up in the Sexiest category. (Personally, I thought your video was sexier than those Saran-wrapped lesbians from Seattle—and I hafta say I was a little impressed. Ladd’s Addition has gotten me lost, but it’s never gotten me laid!) [slideshow-1]
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Today in Exercise-Related Homoerotica
I swear the following was not a submission for HUMP! (but it could’ve been). Behold the Shake Weight! If you’ve been looking for a way to build up those muscles that are desperately needed in today’s competitive gay porn industry, then the Shake Weight is for you! (Actually, the only thing keeping this from being […]
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Get Yer Free HUMP! Tickets: Thursday Edition!
OH NOES! Did you realize that every showing of this weekend’s HUMP! amateur porn fest is sold out except for the Friday 7 pm screening? DUDE! YOU BETTER ACT FAST! CLICK HERE, NOW! Or, if you prefer to play things fast and loose, you can attempt to win TWO FREE TICKETS to the screening of […]
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Win Tickets to Hump!: Hump Day Edition!
Get it?? Because Wednesday is often referred to as “Hump day” and… oh, forget it. WANT TO WIN TWO TICKETS TO THE HUMP! AMATEUR PORN FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND AT CINEMA 21? Yes, you do. Email me here before 5 pm today (btw, “before” means “before”—not “after”), include “HUMP DAY!” in the subject header, your name, […]