Dear Portland:You like sex… YES?? Then you’ll flip ass over teakettle for the sexy 5-minute homemade dirty movies in the HUMP! Amateur Porn Film Fest! Here are five good reasons why you better get your tickets NOW. 1) You like sex. (We already covered that.)2) The HUMP! Festival is hosted by the always hilarious DAN […]
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Today In Sexual Stereotypes: German Men Named Worst in the Sack. Spaniards are the Best.
An important poll was published today in the Telegraph ranking the sexing abilities of men from around the globe. It’s bad news for German dudes, who were voted the #1 worst possible lovers by the 15,000 women polled (no word on whether gay men agree with their assessment), who accused them of being too stinky—ouch. […]
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Ummm… That’s Hot?
Tyson Beckford—male supermodel, host of Bravo’s Make Me a Supermodel—was asked by a caller on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live what man he would sleep with if he had to sleep with a man. His answer… “Well I don’t actually go that way … but I noticed a lot of people think I do. […]
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Get Your Tickets for HUMP! On Sale Now!
WOOT NOW! At long last you can finally buy advance tickets for HUMP!—the northwest’s sexiest amateur porn festival featuring five-minute long pornographic handmade movies made by YOU (and other dirty birds). The best of the best HUMP submissions will be featured in a weekend of screenings at Cinema 21 (Oct 23 & 24), and the […]
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Looking at Naked Ladies Makes You Gay
In case you missed it: “And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, ‘all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards…. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to […]
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He is Coming! Oh, Sweet God, Morrissey is Coming!!
For the first time since 2002 a giant naked Morrissey will once again reign supreme over the Portland skyline. Or, at least in my steamy dreams. But the Mozzer is returning to Portland, once again at the Roseland, on Monday November 30th. Now back to my erotic Morrissey Photoshop projects…
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Watermelon vs. High Voltage Capacitor… WHO YA GOT?!?
Many of you are curious about what it’s like to have sex with me. BEHOLD THE FOLLOWING METAPHOR! My penis is symbolized by the yellow wire, and the hole in the watermelon symbolizes your personal hole of choice. Roll it. Watermelon Vs High Voltage Capacitor Bank – Watch more Funny Videos OH! And the foreign […]
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Swayze: Gorgeous, Graceful.
So many of these Patrick Swayze remembrances focus on what a complete badass the man was. It’s true. He was. Clearly. But Swayze was also incredibly graceful and completely gorgeous. I remember as theater-geek kid in BF Nowhere Colorado, I convinced my parents to sign me up for just about every dance class I could […]
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Asexuality for Beginners
From the homepage of the Asexual Visibility and Education Network: Asexual people have the same emotional needs as anyone else, and like in the sexual community we vary widely in how we fulfill those needs. Some asexual people are happier on their own, others are happiest with a group of close friends. Other asexual people […]
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Bonobo Chimps Like to Have Sex
The Bonobo chimp is a lot like a human, which this partially NSFW video demonstrates: Bonobos sometimes walk upright, and they even sometimes have sex facing each other. The BBC lady in this doc also seems to think that they’re also capable of being inspired by the beauty of a majestic waterfall, which supposedly makes […]
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Attractive Lady/Bear Mutant vs. Mattress Stuffing… Umm… WHO YA GOT?!?
I’m not sure if this is NSFW or not. Maybe it’s NSFTIODM (Not Safe for The Island of Dr. Moreau).
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What The Hell Am I Doing In LA?
In case you are wondering why I’ve been in LA all month (I know my boyfriend has), I’m working on what’s called “a non-airing presentation pilot for HBO.” Or… “Savage Love,” the (potential) TV show. According to a draft of press release that’s sitting on my desk here at HBO—in my own office! with a […]