Rick Santorum is back in the news, which has emails like this one back in my inbox… I read some of your article about Senator Santorum and I can’t help but wonder how your mother must be so proud of you, being a faggot..I look forward to the day when I can read that you […]
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Helpful Hints for HUMP-ing!
As you may have heard, sexy Portland filmmakers have been invited to submit their entries for HUMP! the Northwest’s sauciest amateur porn contest. Find out more here, and don’t forget! Your submissions are due on SEPTEMBER 21, and the grand prize winner will receive $2000! (Plus Dan Savage will be hosting a special screening of […]
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If These Women Could Agree On Tying Him Up and Glueing His Cock to His Stomach…
…why couldn’t they agree to just, you know, share him? A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score—with Krazy Glue. The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife […]
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Today in Bizarre Sex Education Tactics
Currently, there are two ways to keep your teen daughter from becoming pregnant: 1) Trick her into becoming a lesbian. It’s really not that difficult. 2) When it’s time to give her the talk about the “birds and the bees,” show her this Japanese anime that precisely depicts what will happen when she experiences her […]
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Small Town Values
I wonder what the odds are that some—or most, or all—of these five fucksticks… …have ever watched or rented a porn video? They’re the mayor and town council of Fort Myers Beach, Florida, and yesterday they called an emergency meeting and voted unanimously to fire the town manager—the improbably named Scott Janke—because Mr. Janke married […]
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Your HUMP! Submission and You
Have you started on your submission for HUMP! yet? NO?!? And you have no idea what I’m talking about?? Let’s remedy that.As you may have read last week in an article penned by Dan Savage, HUMP! is the northwest’s premiere and funnest amateur porn contest. Started in Seattle by our sister paper The Stranger, HUMP! […]
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Today in Uncomfortable Turtle Porn
I have two questions:1) Is this what I look like when I have sex? (Please god, say “no.”)And 2) Did these turtles sign a waiver? (I know they’re turtles, but I still have to say it: NSFW-ish!!) Hat tips to Buzzfeed.
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Emission Accomplished!
No one could have predicted… Teenage pregnancies and syphilis have risen sharply among a generation of American school girls who were urged to avoid sex before marriage under George Bush’s evangelically-driven education policy, according to a new report by the US’s major public health body. In a report that will surprise few of Bush’s critics […]
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For Once… the Germans are Right
So the Germans have banned the following ad from television because it equates drinking Sprite with oral sex. And while I despise censorship… Germans? You got this one right. NSFW!! This is so unbelievable… do you think it’s a gag? (That is, a joke?) UPDATE: I knew it!
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So Freaking Babies Can Get Away with Sexual Harassment, and I Can’t? Wow, That’s Great.
Dear titty-obsessed baby: I hope you don’t think for one second that you’re going to be able to get away with this shit in five years—let alone five months. Here’s some advice that your skanky/hot mom is neglecting to tell you: NO MEANS NO… OKAY?!? You are also lucky that you’re too young to grow […]
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Savage Love: Missing Information
The woman I responded to in this week’s column wrote back… with some new, and previously unrevealed, information. Wow, Dan, thanks for answering my letter! I can’t believe my stupid letter made the column, mostly because I knew all along I wouldn’t go, and I’m not going. Your response did put some things into perspective, […]