Topless Robot posted the above pic yesterday under the headline “The Greatest Megan Fox Pic of Our Times,” which just about sums it up perfectly.
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The Swing Set
Or, My Brief Encounter with Portland’s Swinger Community (and the Biggest Sex Toy I’ve Ever Seen)
My brief encounter with Portland’s swinger community (and the biggest
sex toy I’ve ever seen).
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An Interview with Ron Jeremy
In which former porn star Ron Jeremy talks about Club Sesso, piano
lessons, and Rodney Dangerfield’s testicles.
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Degenerate Scum! Degenerate Scum!
Remember on Saturday night when 5,000 people rode naked through downtown and no one got arrested? Remember how there was one guy who refused to have fun, a Chastity Crusader who walked through the bike ride filming people and yelling, “Your grandmothers are ashamed of you!”? Well Hallelujah! The nutcase put his footage online! Here’s […]
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The Ron Jeremy Interview
Friday, June 19th marks the opening of Ron Jeremy’s Club Sesso, the new downtown club for swingers and non-swinging folks alike. I spoke with the former porn star and so-called “hardest working man in show-business” over the phone last week. Besides the finer details of his new establishment in downtown Portland, we discussed his love […]
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Patrick Duffy and a Crab
Here is a video wherein actor Patrick Duffy and an emotionally sensitive crab discuss having a threesome with Friends star Courtney Cox. I’m sorry… did you need to know something else?
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Sex-Having Monkeys Issue a Sincere Plea
Look, guys. It’s time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they’ll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool […]
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Transportation Wanks
I just Googled the word “PBOT” looking for the Portland Bureau of Transportation website and I want to let you know that either the city is engaging in some highly creative outreach or there is a PBOT much much more popular than the group that handles backed up sewers. Check out the top hit for […]
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For Those who Hate Water
Like most Americans, I HATE water. Blechh!! It’s gross!! However, I do like two sexy Japanese teenagers, and I also like a giant marauding rubber duck. I guess that’s why I really like Oasis. Ahhhh… refreshing.
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Let’s Talk About Sex (and Food), Baby!
Say hello to the limbic system, the seat of all your weepy post break-up binges; the place where all your lusts are born; the dark country from whence crawls both the desire for cupcakes and copulation. Located below the rational portion of your brain (the cerebral cortex) the limbic system is set up, in part, […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day
It’s more of an email exchange, actually, than a letter… From: bulletinman@XXXXX.XXX To: mail@savagelove.net Subject: Re: Miss CA Date: Mon, 18 May 2009 19:53 PM Miss CA could kick your ass! She stood up for what she believed in. Realize that your lifestyle is going to kill you and send you to hell. You have […]
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Let’s Talk About Sex
In last week’s issue, Sarah Mirk wrote about Oregon House Bill 2509, a bill that would decide the fate of how Oregon’s public schools teach sex education (check out her article Sex by the Book here). The bill has since passed, meaning public school kids across the state can expect a more thorough, medically accurate […]