The Eclipse Issue Archives - Portland Mercury

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I Watched the Eclipse With 70,000 Hippies on an Oregon Prairie

Greg ScruggsAugust 22, 2017 4:07 pmJuly 12, 2022 9:42 pm

Music

Today’s Eclipse Rocketed Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” to #1 in iTunes’ Chart

Anna KaplanAugust 21, 2017 1:38 pmJuly 12, 2022 9:42 pm

The Eclipse Issue

Guess What? Donald Trump Looked At the Solar Eclipse Without Special Glasses

Rich SmithAugust 21, 2017 12:36 pmJuly 12, 2022 9:42 pm

I Told You This Would Happen!

BEHOLD THE END OF DAYS!

NostradamusAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

How to Make Your Own Eclipse

It’s Super Easy, Everybody

Elinor JonesAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

Eclipse Events Calendar!

The Only Actually Useful Thing in the Mercury’s Eclipse Issue

Mercury StaffAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

Fact: The Laws of God and Man Are Suspended During an Eclipse.

Plan Accordingly.

Ben ColemanAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amOctober 13, 2023 1:52 am

Okay, Fuck This Eclipse

Editorial Opinion by A Rooster

A RoosterAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

I Am Mortified by the Attention and Apologize for the Disruption

This Is Just the Worst

The Moon, as transcribed by Eric D. SniderAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

Flat Earth, Eclipsed

The Eclipse, as “Explained” by Flat-Earthers

Kathleen MarieAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amAugust 22, 2022 7:56 pm

Eclipse Your Doubts with Totality Horoscopes!

Why Not? Everything Is Made Up Anyway

Megan BurbankAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

If My Conscious Is the Sun, and My Subconscious Is the Moon, Then This Eclipse Is a Pretty Good Metaphor for How I Ruined My Marriage

Hell, I’m No Philosopher

Randal KickinsAugust 16, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

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