We received a huge volume of cute entries in our Cutest Pet Photo contest, and a select sweet 16 made the final cut. To be clear: Every pet that entered is a winner in our eyes, but only one will take home the commemorative plaque! Who will it be? You decide! Today, vote on Round […]
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Today on Craigslist: Man Wants to Impregnate Some Lucky Woman During Eclipse
Ian Hitchcock / Getty Check out this Craigslist ad spotted by the keen eyes of Reddit: An East Bay resident is interested in impregnating some lucky woman during the upcoming eclipse. Sooooo… yeah. I have a few questions. 1) Is it just me or is this guy a little too focused on being “European” and […]
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Getting Twisted with My Feline Friends
MIMINAPPER / GETTY IMAGES Until very recently, it was impossible to safely get turnt with your furry roommates. But finally, the future is now: The creation of cat wines and CBD weed infusions promises to make the ritual of guzzling pinot alone while re-watching Friends just a little less sad. I decided to see if […]
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Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Ottis vs. Louie and Chauncey vs. Lola
We received a huge volume of cute entries in our Cutest Pet Photo contest, and a select sweet 16 made the final cut. To be clear: Every pet that entered is a winner in our eyes, but only one will take home the commemorative plaque! Who will it be? You decide! Today, vote on Round […]
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City Council Just Demanded Early Statements from Cops After Shootings. Here Are Three Big Questions.
What a bizarre, fast-paced ride we’ve been on lately in regard to city policy after police shootings. At this point last month, most citizens assumed cops were being interviewed by internal police bureau investigators right after they used deadly force. That was, after all, a central promise of a police union contract last year. Then […]
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Cutest Pet Photo Contest: Samwise vs. Bun Bun and Joy vs. Johnny
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We received a huge volume of cute entries in our Cutest Pet Photo contest, and a select sweet 16 made the final cut. To be clear: Every pet that entered is a winner in our eyes, but only one will take home the commemorative plaque! Who will it be? You decide! Today, vote on Round […]
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An On-Duty PBOT Employee Trolled Under Armour with a Nike Swoosh—Then Retired
(Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images) The rivalry between Nike and Under Armour is hitting the streets. In a bizarre and delightful series of events, the City of Portland is trying to collect more than $250 from a former transportation worker, after he decorated a road in front of Under Armour’s new Southwest Barbur outpost with […]
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TONIGHT! It’s the I, Anonymous Show at Curious Comedy!
It’s back! TONIGHT! One of Portland’s funniest (and sauciest) comedy nights, the I, Anonymous Show, returns tonight (Wed Aug 2) for its August outing with more of the crazy rants, curious confessions, and hilarious secrets that makes this weekly Mercury column such a beloved part of our paper. Plus it’s hosted by no other than […]
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Don’t Miss the Hilarious I, Anonymous Show… Wednesday Night!
It’s back! One of Portland’s funniest (and sauciest) comedy nights, the I, Anonymous Show, returns for its August outing with more of the crazy rants, curious confessions, and hilarious secrets that makes this weekly Mercury column such a beloved part of our paper. Plus it’s hosted by no other than the recently crowned “Funniest Person […]
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Hurry! Get Your Ticket’s for Wednesday’s I, Anonymous Show!
It’s back! One of Portland’s funniest (and sauciest) comedy nights, the I, Anonymous Show, returns for its August outing with more of the crazy rants, curious confessions, and hilarious secrets that makes this weekly Mercury column such a beloved part of our paper. Plus it’s hosted by no other than the recently crowned “Funniest Person […]
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Get Your Tickets Now for the I, Anonymous Show!
It’s back! One of Portland’s funniest (and sauciest) comedy nights, the I, Anonymous Show, returns for its August outing with more of the crazy rants, curious confessions, and hilarious secrets that makes this weekly Mercury column such a beloved part of our paper. Plus it’s hosted by no other than the recently crowned “Funniest Person […]
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Dog Rescuers Beware! The Dog You’re Saving From a Hot Car Could Be a Cardboard Cut-Out
PK-Photos / Getty As you may have read recently, a Portland woman smashed the window of a Mercedes to rescue a dog who was trapped in the hot car. Not only was she within her legal right to do so, the owners of the car thanked her. This story turned out great. However, the following […]