Credit: GABRIELLE TORELLO GRAND COMMUNICATIONS, FOX BROADCASTING

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GABRIELLE TORELLO GRAND COMMUNICATIONS, FOX BROADCASTING

Thank goodness for people who read biographies and write on the internet about the information they learned, because I never read biographies! A recent post on newnownext.com shared a passage from last yearโ€™s biography, The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers, by Maxwell King, revealing that our favorite be-sweatered neighbor was bisexual. According to the book, Rogers said that โ€œif sexuality was measured on a scale of one to 10: โ€˜Well you know, I must be right smack in the middle. Because I have found women attractive, and I have found men attractive.โ€ Yassss! This comes only months after the news that Sesame Streetโ€™s Bert and Ernie are romantic partners, confirming my suspicion that everyone is at least a little bit gay. And since I donโ€™t read biographies, I shanโ€™t know otherwise.

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.