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Not The Onion:

A New Hampshire car dealer is offering everyone who buys a car a free AR-15 assault rifle, a type of weapon similar to the one used in the Orlando LGBT nightclub massacre.

Mike Hagan owns Haganโ€™s Motor Pool Auto Repair and Sales in Rochester. He says heโ€™s given away four AR-15s and one 9mm handgun, an option for buyers who donโ€™t want the rifle… He says the possibility the weapons heโ€™s giving away could be used to kill civilians doesnโ€™t weigh on him.

And you get a gun! And you! And you! And you! Everyone gets a military-grade weapon!