You know who you are and I hate you for being who you are. You’ll complain at a Grocery store because your 2$ a lb Organic Apple has a blemish. Or complain because there’s the one apple you can’t have out of 8 varieties to choose from. You’re also the douche bag that complains about not allowing fluoride in our water while the people of Flint, Michigan get purposely poisoned. Yes there are other countries in the World that don’t even have clean water. But you don’t care or even comprehend in that selfish mind of yours. Yes I hate your guts. You’re the reason why I got completely out of the customer service industry. I now have to spend time away from people like you in order to get back what humanity I’ve lost after being around your pompous over privileged waste of a life. Thank you Portland Mercury for letting me vent.

8 replies on “First World Problems”

  1. Luckily the blemish is shaped like Jesus and I just sold the apple to Sarah Palin for $10,000 cash and the right to name Bristol’s next baby.

  2. Clearly I,Anon doesn’t understand how difficult it is to navigate this 1st world trapped in a white body. How about some empathy there pal?

  3. Thanks to countless I Anons, I know that it is most likely the service or retail industry schlub resents serving me and finds his or her work demeaning. Instead of luxuriating in their obsequious attention to my needs, henceforth I shall try to accommodate their sensitivities to my oppressive Dom status in our relationship. And I’ll be sure to give them more than just the tip.

  4. First World Problem: Having a service job, and being able to complain about it and quit because you’re so “above” providing service to people without being resentful about it.

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