Who cares! If you, who’s birthday it is, has to announce to your friends and family, “its my birthday” then trust me, no one else cares either. If they haven’t taken you to dinner, or drinks, or on a trip, then they just don’t care. My favorite is “I wanted to go on a trip because it was my birthday.” The fact that you have to announce and basically bribe your friends to do something special for you means that you care more about your birthday than anyone else. So go celebrate it! Why you must insist, “its my birthday,” therefore you should receive extra attention is just too needy. Get over yourself!
Its Your Birthday. Its Your Birthday
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Thank you, IA, for making me feel better about myself. I thought I was a dick , but YOU, my friend, are a DICK!
The jealousy just oozes off this one.
Happy birthday, IA. That’ll be $1000 for pretending to give a fuck.
Crazy Jehova’s Witnesses
Celebrate the days it’s not your birthday, then.
I A, you found a few of them up there that probably buy their own birthday spas
You must be so awesome to hang out with.
Just make it a point to always insert the “chat cha cha” and end with the “you look like a monkey ” verse of Happy Birthday, and you can hold your head up high.
The only anniversary that really matters is the one when your mother totally wrecked her junk to push you out(barring a c-section, of course). If anything, a birthday is a reason to thank your mother profusely rather than celebrate yourself. If I had ever pushed a full grown watermelon out of my asshole, I’d be relieved that I lived through it but I’d never spend the following years congratualating the watermelon, even if the watermelon ended up going to college. Let’s recognize who did the real work. It’s a shame mother’s day only happens once a year.