What’s with all these fucking street rats telling people to smile more? Maybe I have the male equivalent of RBF, so what? And maybe I’d smile a little more if I didn’t have any responsibilities, or have to work for a living.
Frankly, if someone walks around all fucking day with a smile on their face, they’re probably suffering an acid flashback, or are clinically insane. There’s also the possibility they fell into a giant vat of SmileX, but that’s highly unlikely.
Anyhow, to goddamned street rats that always say smile more… I say, why don’t you work more?
Resting Bronson Face.
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Relax dude, they’re just training to become the best clipboarders they can be. I believe the Save the Children Foundation requires at least 6 months of cheerful begging outside 7-11 before they trust you with one of their valued clipboards.
Shrooms, maybe?
Buck up, lil’ camper! Those turds will hit the rails and be long gone as soon the rains come back, right?
But uhhhh when you walk by a smile junkie do you change from smile to frown? That’s kinda like pissing on his porch if he had one. Hey why don’t you strut by him showing off your Rollex/Gucci bag/your son or daughter’s diploma from Harvyard or Princemouth and say “you can’t get this stuff smiling your ass off all day. You dig! Become a Condo rat like me”. Can I hear an Amen.
Working more equals smiling less? I think you need to look at the big picture here.