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I know there is a deluge of news being sprayed into our faces from a fire hose. So I apologize for contributing to the problem. But have you seen the story of the reflecting pool? It’s like a Grimm’s Fairy Tail. For America’s 250th birthday, Trump wanted to paint over the body of water that holds a mirror to our country. But nature rejected the makeover. First it sprouted an algae bloom that turned the whole pool green. He tried to kill it with bleach, but it only worked around the edges. then he tried to scrub it clean, but now the paint he used to cover it is being scraped off. It’s a Shakespearean Masterpiece. The hilarious and tragic tale of Donald the First. No wonder the gallery voted for him.—Anonymous